If I could visit dead authors, I'd head right over to E. B. White, though I'm so in awe of him I'd… — Elizabeth Berg Copy Share Image
“Yesterday I had a woman ask me what kind of salad dressings we have. I told her we have sesame soy dressing,… — Caprice Crane Copy Share Image
“New Rule: Instead of using their $10 billion atom-smashing Large Hadron Collider to re-create the Big Bang by melting atom parts in… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Norman Lear was talking about everything in the '70s... race, sexism, all of it. The network comedy really stayed away from that… — Nahnatchka Khan Copy Share Image
Laugh not too much; the witty man laughs least: For wit is news only to ignorance. Lesse at thine own things laugh;… — George Herbert Copy Share Image
“You see, that's the thing with conquerors, they cannot stop conquering, for then they would have to start ruling, and my guess… — Gourav Mohanty Copy Share Image
“It wasn't all that different from any particularly demanding boarding school, except that of course nobody ever went home for the holidays… — Kage Baker Copy Share Image
“Razor appeared on his shoulder with a buzzing laugh. "Stupid goblins," he crowed, bouncing up and down, making Kierran sigh. "Funny, stupid… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
“In 1803, President Jefferson oversaw the purchase of this land from the French for $15 million. It doesn't sound like much for… — Dave Gorman Copy Share Image
“Your name is Chet? Chet the Celestial Being?" "Look," he says. "I don't need this." "Do you really think I'm becoming a… — M.T. Anderson Copy Share Image
I thought my family was really funny. Everybody in my family was funny. My mom and dad both have great senses of… — Christine Ebersole Copy Share Image
“How as a young girl, Ismat Chugtai convinced her father to excuse her from learning how to cook, and give her instead… — Ismat Chughtai Copy Share Image
“Owen," Henry said excitedly, "I think Coach wants you to hit for Meccini." Owen closed The Voyage of the Beagle , on… — Chad Harbach Copy Share Image
“Her hair was bright red, her skin, pale, and I can't explain why, but something about her shouted, 'I heart granola.' She… — B. Justin Shier Copy Share Image
I never go about a new project as if I'm trying ot redefine myself. I just like to work, and I'm excited… — Julia Louis-Dreyfus Copy Share Image
“Bah! Doesn’t matter. Don’t want him for our Ayah. She should marry within her kind, a good Chinese boy—” Mari had to… — Marian Tee Copy Share Image
“It stands to reason that anyone who learns to live well will die well. The skills are the same: being present in… — Victoria Moran Copy Share Image
“Total confusion, disconnected nothing, absolute bewilderment. It's an enigma wrapped in a mystery, stuffed in a burrito, and smothered in taco sauce.” — Russ Gregory Copy Share Image
“[Francesca] 'You really are a few biscuits short of breakfast.' His eyebrows furrowed in confusion. 'You're a few colors shy of a… — Blake Charlton Copy Share Image
Learn to laugh. Seriousness is a sin, and it is a disease. Laughter has tremendous beauty, a lightness. It will bring lightness… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
We always have a little comedy. It's the Marvel secret sauce. I think it's what helps Marvel resonate with the audience, that,… — Jeph Loeb Copy Share Image
“Deven tilted his head again, set down his glass, and said, "Any fight between us, my Lady, will be short and unpleasant."… — Dianne Sylvan Copy Share Image
When you get to the fourth, fifth and sixth years of a show, it's really good to have held back, so that… — Bruno Heller Copy Share Image
“You could’ve sent a message to a letter station at one of the portal gates.” “What should I have written? Dear Harlot,… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
I think humor is the social use. You can put anything in it. I think - yes, I speak heavily in analogies… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
“I think that there should have been some nice wumpires," said my sister, wistfully. "Nice, handsome, misunderstood wumpires." "There were not," said… — neil gaiman Copy Share Image
A keen sense of humor helps us to overlook the unbecoming, understand the unconventional, tolerated the unpleasant, overcome the unexpected, and outlast… — Billy Graham Copy Share Image
“She rests her hand on the ruffled costume beside her. “Just answer this one question. My brother never got over you. Did… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
Entourage [movie] really is established as a genre unto itself, much like the thriller or the horror movie or the comedy. And… — Ryan Reynolds Copy Share Image
“Almost all instruction seems to revolve around language ac-(Jermaine spelling now) "q, a-kwi-si-tion acquisition!" ("What that?" I ask. "You know, to get.… — Sapphire Copy Share Image
“I thrust the picture at his chest. He takes it and squints at it in the softening light. Then his eyes widen.… — Nicole Christie Copy Share Image
“See Amazon's bio on don loedding and a review of his first book of short stories"The Search For the Bearded Clam" and… — Donald R. Loedding Copy Share Image
I love comedy and drama equally and music too. I just sort of follow my nose to whatever seems really exciting at… — Jack Black Copy Share Image
“She didn't have any intention of crying. The tears caught her by surprise. She knew she was behaving like a child, that… — Julie Garwood Copy Share Image
“There were times that Tiercel thought that the Wild Magic had a far greater sense of humor than the Light-Priests had ever… — Mercedes Lackey Copy Share Image
The Scooby gang doesn't travel because they are looking for crimes to solve. They travel because they're one step ahead of the… — John Scalzi Copy Share Image
“I asked Hillary why she had chosen Yale Law School over Harvard. She laughed and said, "Harvard didn't want me." I said… — Alan Dershowitz Copy Share Image
A lot of time with comedy stuff, half of the stuff on my feed is: 'Haha, good for you!' 'Hey, thanks for… — Mark Critch Copy Share Image
In the household in which I was raised, the themes were pretty simple. 'Work hard. Don't quit. Be appreciative, be thankful, be… — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
I do come across people who don't like me, don't like my comedy, don't think it's funny, it's too cutesy, or whatever… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image