“ Are you in any way qualified? Yes? No? It doesn't matter. In America, "Qualification" is simply an attitude. I've adopted it.… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
“While the Roman Empire was overrun by waves not only of Ostrogoths, Vizigoths and even Goths, but also of Vandals (who destroyed… — W.C. Sellar Copy Share Image
My way of dealing with not really fitting in at my very crappy New England high school and junior high was to… — Susanna Fogel Copy Share Image
Passion and kindness are the most attractive qualities. Sense of humour is up there, but kindness becomes more important as you get… — Roisin Conaty Copy Share Image
Other cars on the highway driven by believers will suddenly be out of control and stark pandemonium will occur on... every highway… — Jerry Falwell Copy Share Image
“I came here thinking I was going to win this war and come on home in no time at all. Now I… — Kirby Larson Copy Share Image
I think we need leadership that can gently and with affection remind us of what we Americans mostly agree upon: civility, kindness,… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
Some designers retain a sense of humour about what they do, but others are deathly serious and have no life outside of… — Helena Christensen Copy Share Image
“Sunshine, I... Starla's voice broke off as she entered the room and caught sight of him standing naked in the corner. She… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“Vaughn folded his arms. ‘The reason why you’ve lasted longer than most of your erstwhile colleagues is because you don’t do drama.… — Sarra Manning Copy Share Image
“We hadn’t spoken one word to each other since the death glare last night, and I couldn’t help but check both of… — Laurel Ulen Curtis Copy Share Image
One of the interesting initiatives we've taken in Washington, D.C., is we've got these vampire-busting devices. A vampire is a-a cell deal… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“One lone butterfly flapped his wings somewhere in the vicinity of my spleen. He was probably a scout. No doubt six million… — John Inman Copy Share Image
“My feeling toward Republicans is like my feeling about sharks: of course they're stupid and vicious. It's in their nature to be… — Tim Kreider Copy Share Image
“He's crazy," Bruno said, twirling a finger in circles around the side of his head and whistling to indicate just how crazy… — John Boyne Copy Share Image
I've got a great sense of humor, and if I'm able to say or do something in a movie that people feel… — Matthew McConaughey Copy Share Image
“Why does that kid think so highly of himself?" "Kids that think they're so smart.They're everywhere! Destroy is self-esteem!" "Yes...I really do… — Natsuki Takaya Copy Share Image
“But what we have done as a nation, that is much worse in the grand scheme of things, is that we have… — John Price Copy Share Image
“Jumping, waving arms, cheering, laughing, head-butting him in the groin, an unfortunate ritual in the Tanner home, very much unappreciated by Jim,… — Mike Jackson Copy Share Image
“What about human beings? said the animals. Do you think we need human beings? Why not? said the Twins. And as quick… — Thomas King Copy Share Image
Theo does comedy now, and he's traveling around the country doing comedy, and I actually just saw him, he's from Louisiana, and… — Trishelle Cannatella Copy Share Image
“When two people live in one place, their individual habits get amplified. For example: I'm not lazy. But I don't like to… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
In life there are going to be some things that make it hard to smile. But whatever you do, through all the… — Bernajoy Vaal Copy Share Image
“Ah, yes, pink camo,” I murmur, gesturing my chin at her tank top and hoodie. “Because you never know when you’ll have… — Elisabeth Wheatley Copy Share Image
The humor is essentially dark for a cartoon and sophisticated. But at the same time, being a cartoon gives the writers more… — Dan Castellaneta Copy Share Image
We should - we will - welcome people of faith into the political process... It is essential that believers enter the arena.… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“Their chemistry at the Tavern had nearly set the place on fire. And she hadn't missed that tent situation under his pants… — Elle Kennedy Copy Share Image
For me, something that's been always really important to me, that's also really served me well in hindsight, is doing different things,… — Michelle Monaghan Copy Share Image
I'm drawn to more than I'm allowed to do or asked to do, or probably should do. My whole career has been… — Steve Pink Copy Share Image
“Is he about to kiss me? Did he eat garlic too or was I the only one? 'Cause if Ric didn't eat… — Zathyn Priest Copy Share Image
“Divorce is a marital welfare. It's just couples asking society to bail them out because they didn't do enough research before they… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Writing humor for me is more like a watchful-ness. You have to watch. When you say something funny, or someone else does,… — Ian Frazier Copy Share Image
Do they allow tipping on the boat? - Yes, sir. Have you got two fives? - Oh, yes, sir. Then you won't… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
I tell fans who ask me why I'm not doing comedy anymore that I'm a different person. I've grown and I've matured.… — Flip Wilson Copy Share Image
Much of the legend surrounding my mother is true. She was a beautiful, talented, warmhearted woman who had the greatest sense of… — Yasmin Aga Khan Copy Share Image
“I loved so many things about him: that his fingers were always stained with paint or charcoal; his casual sense of humor… — Rebecca Maizel Copy Share Image
Every writer scrounges for inspiration in different places, and there's no shame in raiding the headlines. It's necessary, in fact, when attempting… — Carl Hiaasen Copy Share Image
Making comedies, you end up knowing people that you would swear would be the funnest people ever in the whole world. And… — Nancy Juvonen Copy Share Image
“Papa wants you to marry some decrepit old wigsby?” She gave him a charmingly rueful smile, all tousled golden curls like some… — Gaelen Foley Copy Share Image
“Judge Walter Henderson, better known as Hatchet Henderson, is a large, imposing hulk of a man who stays in shape by adhering… — David Rosenfelt Copy Share Image
