“You learned a lot by playing RPGs, although not all of it was useful, or real for that matter – unless you… — Sorin Suciu Copy Share Image
“When she shines we all bask in her happiness, but when the thunderstorms come in, let me warn you, find a faraway… — Suzanne Crowley Copy Share Image
A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as a viewer, have trouble with it. I… — Jerry Lewis Copy Share Image
“The situation got worse when they came back to her apartment after and someone put on music. An advert interrupted during a… — Olivia Sudjic Copy Share Image
“So, okay. He was basically an amalgamation of every redheaded man to ever turn my crank (and how!). And he lived in… — Amelia C. Gormley Copy Share Image
“You won’t be expecting forever, Annwyl. And once the twins are here, you’ll be as violently cruel and madly bloodthirsty as you… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
“Sugar Lips, you have a guest in the fourth dimension. I repeat, you have a guest in the fourth dimension. This is… — Jenny B. Jones Copy Share Image
I never consciously got into comedy. It was sort of one of those things where I was a theater student, I was… — Aasif Mandvi Copy Share Image
I remember Johnny Carson laughing effusively when I made my 'Tonight' show debut in the early 1970's as part of a sketch… — Fred Willard Copy Share Image
I'm going to do a lot of weird stuff that's not going to be like me prancing around like an insane 12-year-old.… — Andy Milonakis Copy Share Image
“We drove out of New Paltz heading due north. Squeezed into my tiny hatchback, among our boxes and bags, were my dog,… — Kristin Kimball Copy Share Image
“Lo!" I said. "I arrived at Camp Half-Blood as Lester Papadopoulos!" "A pathetic mortal!" Calypso chorused. "Most worthless of teens!" I glared… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
To this day, I've found that it doesn't matter what a guy looks like if he's really funny. His sense of humor… — Catherine O'Hara Copy Share Image
“Every quote is like a Picasso. The meaning is different for each person and half the admirers miss the true intent and… — Shannon Alder Copy Share Image
I really believe if you give people a product that couples entertainment with a little bit of education, a soft glove and… — Judy Sheindlin Copy Share Image
London represents the idea that someone pulled away the set from my life and replaced it with another. 'Here is your new… — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
I like human comedies - or dramedies. More than anything, I'm interested in people just dealing with everyday things that are difficult,… — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
I have a basic theorem as to how I do my jokes. Growing up, I knew when to cross the line and… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
“You guys are ridiculous," he says, retreating back to the kitchen. "Your flirting just scared the hell out of me." "Scared the… — Pittacus Lore Copy Share Image
“Basia coquum," Simon said. "Or whatever their motto is." "It's 'Descensus Averno facilis est.' 'The descent into hell is easy," said Alec.… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
You have to keep a sense of humor about yourself, more than anything else. You've got to take the issues very seriously,… — Robert Reich Copy Share Image
“Mrs. Francis, may I introduce the Scourge of the Skies, the Terror of Dairy Farmers, the Lord of Lactose, Master of the… — Sean Cullen Copy Share Image
I tell ya, I don't get no respect ... Last week, my wife told me that she was going to cut me… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I travel with a boom box. When I get on a plane, I stuff the power cord for the boom box into… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
We use similar products. Our focus industry is healthcare and hospitality. But we haven?t done anything interactive. The first day full of… — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
This is an ugly and mean world, and only to spite it we mustn't weep. If you want to know, this is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“...it is worth looking closer and remembering something Marcos Alvito told me: Statistics are like a bikini. They show so much, but… — Dave Zirin Copy Share Image
“ Shakespeare used the word 'flush' to indicate plenty of money. Well, just remember there was only one Shakespeare , and he… — Joseph Devlin Copy Share Image
“Toys have taken over my family room. I watch Mary Poppins, and no matter how many spoonfuls of sugar I eat, action… — Barbara Brooke Copy Share Image
“What am I going to do?” Coral asks. “Stay here,” I say. “Watch. Cover me if something goes wrong.” “That’s bullshit,” she… — Lauren Oliver Copy Share Image
“The hope is a touch of graceful humor, no matter what’s occurring. The ability to laugh, the ability to see the ridiculous,… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“What? You mean sex is a subject? That's something common even to a rat, in fact a rat exercise it at least… — Newton Omido Copy Share Image
“Sex and holidays." "Uh, what?" "I'm making a list of things that make you agreeable." I scoffed, pushing my foot into his… — Samantha Young Copy Share Image
You can only be embarrassed if you allow yourself to be embarrassed. If you embrace it and just accept that you're kind… — Stephen Merchant Copy Share Image
For me to make a living acting silly for as long as I can get away with it, I think the most… — Steve-O Copy Share Image
“Deliberately, she took a long drink. It wasn't as good as she remembered, but then little was. She caught herself in that… — Nevada Barr Copy Share Image
humor bears the closest relation to emotion, either bubbling up as from a deep and happy wellspring, or in an opposite fashion… — Constance Rourke Copy Share Image
Some lucky people can be funny without half trying because they actually look funny, because acting funny is in their bones -… — F. Sionil Jose Copy Share Image
“Just like how most if not all poor boys look up to and aspire to someday be rich men, most if not… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Yes. Reyn is our resident horse master. He has an excellent seat." I grinned. "I've noticed." Reyn's face tightened and Nell flushed,… — Cate Tiernan Copy Share Image
