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This book is dedicated to all of my friends who helped me get to where I am today - you know who… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
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My friend and I founded the New York Arab-American Comedy Festival to counter the negative images of Arabs in media. And we… — Maysoon Zayid Copy Share Image
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