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To die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly. Death freely chosen, death at the right time, brightly and… — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
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![“Doing [a relationship comedy] with Sam [L. Jackson] was exciting. I've done a lot of comedies with a lot of comedy people. My peers. I've never worked with anybody of the kind of dramatic caliber of movie actor that Sam is. It was a little bit intimidating for the first day. Or two... Or the first…” quote by Samuel L. Jackson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1b7/samuel-l-jackson-3595_actors_doing-a-relationship-comedy-with-sam-l-j_2548724.jpg)
