When I was a kid I used to hate getting picked for team sports. It would be the fit and sporty guys over there. And me and the fat kids over here. Those kids were fat! One girl had to… — Alan Carr Copy Share Image
Doing stand up helps - thinking on your feet definitely comes in handy when it's a live show. — Alan Carr Copy Share Image
I mean, seeing 10 very talented interior designers is not hard work - it's an absolute joy. — Alan Carr Copy Share Image
With Stand Up To Cancer, every penny goes to Cancer Research UK. You are playing with people's lives. I knew I needed to get… — Alan Carr Copy Share Image
I think I have got a lot better as an interviewer. I let people talk now which is something you need to do. At… — Alan Carr Copy Share Image
It sounds like I work at Hallmark, but every day is a journey and you get better and that's the whole point of life. — Alan Carr Copy Share Image
“Dad instantly set out his stall:he wanted a big dog, a 'man dog',a dog that if it was human would enjoy a pint and… — Alan Carr Copy Share Image
I mean, I see the old interviews with Bette Davis or Joan Crawford, these characters clawed their way up - what stories. — Alan Carr Copy Share Image
I think TV in general is camp. 'X Factor' is camp, 'Strictly Come Dancing' is camp. Basically, an orange man comes down some stairs… — Alan Carr Copy Share Image
I'm old school, when I go on stage, I want every single person in that theatre to have the time of their life. I… — Alan Carr Copy Share Image
'Civilians' is a term I love. It's what Elizabeth Hurley used to describe people who weren't on TV. — Alan Carr Copy Share Image
I'm a comedian. I can't get a spray tan. I can't get a weave. I can't get my teeth done. Can you imagine if… — Alan Carr Copy Share Image
