Hotel Quotes · Page 20

“I work in a hotel. I know what you’re probably thinking, and no, I am not a hooker. Not unless you’re not…

— Jarod Kintz

Around 1978, I got really, really sick of waking up in hotel rooms when I don't know where I am.

— Eric Carmen

When I am in a hotel, and I turn off the lights and the TV, I just freak out. I turn the…

— Louis C. K

Hardly a week goes by that I don't get opportunities to buy a hotel.

— Philip Anschutz

I cannot tell you what hotel I'm staying at, but there are two trees involved.

— Mitch Hedberg

I've been known to do lunges down hotel hallways. I also like to use the ice bucket in the hotel room as…

— Amy Jo Martin

I like staying in hotels. I like their tiny soap. I like to pretend it's regular-sized and my muscles are huge.

— Jerry Seinfeld

I could easily escape to a hotel for a weekend and do absolutely nothing.

— David Boreanaz

I write when I can. I have no set writing practices, or times, or methods. I write when I'm not doing other…

— Allison Joseph

Whenever I travel to the South, the first thing I do is visit the best barbecue place between the airport and my…

— Jeffrey Steingarten

The manager is by himself. He can't mingle with his players. I enjoyed my players, but I could not socialize with them…

— Al Lopez

“Built in 1961 on a cliff overlooking 2 watering holes, this idyllically situated hotel is an amazing place to wake up –…

— Philip Briggs

One of the things I like to pack, that I take with me all the time, is my Virgensita de Guadalupe. It…

— Sandra Cisneros

Now when I travel, I'm more adventurous. If I find myself creeping back into that 'not going to leave the hotel' vibe,…

— Lolly Adefope

Simple routine have a greater impact. It is not just to cut costs that we avoid luxury hotels. We do not need…

— Ingvar Kamprad

Hotels are the only proper places for lecturers. When I am ill-natured I so enjoy the freedom of a hotel where I…

— Mark Twain

When I was a kid, I loved a heavy metal band called Motley Crue. I was thirteen when they came to my…

— Steve-O

Hopefully everybody in the audience thinks, 'That's cool. I could do that.' I don't like the thought that they say, 'I saw…

— Mike D

Pack the one bag. Unpack it, pack it, unpack it, pack it: passeport, ticket, book, taxi, airport, check-in, beer, announcement, stairs, airplane,…

— Ryszard Kapuscinski

I keep a hotel room in my town, although I have a large house. And I go there at about 5:30 in…

— Maya Angelou

I go to a hotel and try to get there by 5:30 in the morning. I keep a dictionary, a thesaurus, a…

— Maya Angelou

Governance is complex, difficult, and on the whole, thankless - why ever should the Bright Young Things leave the management of their…

— Upamanyu Chatterjee

Peter Hinwood found all these old pictures - Polaroids - and when I saw them, I just didn't believe that the person…

— Manolo Blahnik

The skylines lit up at dead of night, the air-conditioning systems cooling empty hotels in the desert and artificial light in the…

— Jean Baudrillard

The great advantage of a hotel is that it is a refuge from home life.

— George Bernard Shaw

Need a guest house, yea a guest house. Lately I been getting like mo ass and less mouth.

— Big Sean

A campaign gives you focus. You wake up to a different hotel alarm clock every day, but you know your mission.

— John Dickerson

The world was the Overlook Hotel, where the party never ended. Where the dead were alive forever.

— Stephen King

I was signed to MGM. I was in Vegas for sixteen weeks at the Sands Hotel.

— Solomon Burke

Other bands wanted to wreck hotel rooms; Roxy Music wanted to redecorate them.

— Bryan Ferry

My family is trying to drag me kicking and screaming into the normal world. Please, I live in hotel rooms.

— John Pinette

I've seen such things as you would not believe. I've seen motorbikes driven down hotel corridors - and had a go myself.

— Roy Harper

Boston: Their hotels are bad. Their pumpkin pies are delicious. Their poetry is not so good.

— Edgar Allan Poe

“Super-luxury hotels are being built in outer space. The new type of heaven is being offered to humans.”

— Toba Beta

Sometimes when we're flying or in the hotel, I might run over songs, or in the bathroom.

— Ella Fitzgerald

Hotel Food !!, If i eat i will get Obesity, if i don't eat i will get Acidity...WHAT THE F...O...O...D...!!

— Vinay Kumar

My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night. Only this time, I stayed in the…

— Henny Youngman

We lived in a hotel for many years as we struggled financially, but I always loved football.

— Luka Modric

When I started my hotel company, Joie de Vivre, at the age of 26, I saw this venture as my ticket to freedom.

— Chip Conley

I was the son of a publican and a master builder. He ran the Empire Hotel in North Hobart. His name was…

— Max Walker