Hose Quotes

“I know it’s like drinking from a fire-hose.”

— Douglas E. Richards

“GrowOrganic.com and buy a “Mr. Soaker Hose”.”

— Emily Josephine

If I ever complain about my job, hit me with a rubber hose.

— Ernie Johnson Jr

The polish on your toes and the run in your hose.

— Toby Keith

Do you know the way to San Hose?

— Dionne Warwick

By the way, I do not wear a hose. My hose is my own. No coke bottle, nothing stuffed down there.

— Freddie Mercury

I believe it to my soul that you're the devil in nylon hose, for the harder I worker the faster my money…

— Big Joe Turner

I tried to burn my bridges. But you followed me with a water-hose.

— Anonymous

If we had been doing Shakespeare in doublet and hose for the past 500 years, it might have disappeared.

— Jason Watkins

Am I less of a lady if I dont where panty hose. My momma said a lady aint what she wears but…

— India Arie

Suggestions?" I asked [...] Marc never took his gaze from the cage. "Get the hose.

— Rachel Vincent

When the house is on fire, don't tell me what your spiritual gift is. Just grab a hose and put out the…

— Andy Stanley

I didn't ask my mother to buy me a trumpet or a violin, I started right on the water hose.

— Rahsaan Roland Kirk

“More often than not, expecting to lose weight without first losing the diet that made the weight loss necessary is like expecting…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

If you want to go without hose, you should have a razor as handy as your tooth brush. But suntan your legs,…

— Amanda Blake

“the control-top hose felt like two boa constrictors were getting cozy with my upper thighs. In short, I felt about as sexy…

— Karen MacInerney

“Well, Cowboy, if my pussy is ever in need of being rescued, then I’ll be sure to give you a call. Until…

— Alison Bliss

My neighbor's not even listening to me. He's all excited about some garden hose he bought at Brookstone. He's convinced it was…

— Bill Burr