Hose Quote by Toby Keith

If I ever complain about my job, hit me with a rubber hose.

— Ernie Johnson Jr

I tried to burn my bridges. But you followed me with a water-hose.

— Anonymous

“I know it’s like drinking from a fire-hose.”

— Douglas E. Richards

When the house is on fire, don't tell me what your spiritual gift is. Just grab a hose and put out the fire.

— Andy Stanley

“the control-top hose felt like two boa constrictors were getting cozy with my upper thighs. In short, I felt about as sexy as Mrs.…

— Karen MacInerney

If we had been doing Shakespeare in doublet and hose for the past 500 years, it might have disappeared.

— Jason Watkins

I believe it to my soul that you're the devil in nylon hose, for the harder I worker the faster my money goes.

— Big Joe Turner

Do you know the way to San Hose?

— Dionne Warwick

“More often than not, expecting to lose weight without first losing the diet that made the weight loss necessary is like expecting a pig…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

My neighbor's not even listening to me. He's all excited about some garden hose he bought at Brookstone. He's convinced it was designed by…

— Bill Burr

I didn't ask my mother to buy me a trumpet or a violin, I started right on the water hose.

— Rahsaan Roland Kirk

Suggestions?" I asked [...] Marc never took his gaze from the cage. "Get the hose.

— Rachel Vincent

Am I less of a lady if I dont where panty hose. My momma said a lady aint what she wears but what she…

— India Arie

“Well, Cowboy, if my pussy is ever in need of being rescued, then I’ll be sure to give you a call. Until then, you’ll…

— Alison Bliss

If you want to go without hose, you should have a razor as handy as your tooth brush. But suntan your legs, if you…

— Amanda Blake