Hot girls have so many options. Sitting at home alone any night of the week and searching the Internet for a dude… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
We [me and friends] like to have surprising stories, but the dynamic and the friendship is the same. When you go out… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
I like Louis C.K., Chris Rock. Old schools like Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy. — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
I sang the National Anthem at Dodger Stadium - at a baseball game - which was crazy; there was, like, 60,000 people there, which… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
Even as a kid, I was a businessman. I figured out that if you plucked all the berries off my neighbor's tree and smashed… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
As far as stand-ups go, I always loved Richard Pryor, Chris Rock, and Sinbad. Basically, I love black comedians because they're the funniest. I… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
A funny thing is that you can't search me on Twitter because Adam Levine dominates there. — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
I don't really write jokes down. I tend to have a premise that I work out and test on stage. — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
I still haven't found the humor in getting hit by a cement truck. My knees still hurt when I think about it, so no… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
The thing that I think a lot of guys need to know how to do is not take your mother's advice about honesty being… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
Be yourself. I had this three-week period where I wore this straw fedora. I thought it was what chicks wanted. And then it dawned… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
If you like standup and decide that it's overtaking your life and want to hate it, watch 1,000 standup comedians who are trying to… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
That's another piece of advice: Don't go to college; follow your dreams. Unless you're a doctor - then go to college. — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
I like the guys who wrote their own stuff and were able to perform it, like Seth Rogen. He popped off so young. When… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
![“We [me and friends] like to have surprising stories, but the dynamic and the friendship is the same. When you go out with your crew of friends and you get into trouble, at the end of the night when you come home, you're still the same crew of friends. It's just the story that you have to tell.” quote by Adam DeVine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/dd7/adam-devine-13045_coming-home_we-me-and-friends-like-to-have-surprisin_2979285.jpg)
