All my life, I've been trying to make a hole-in-one. The closest I've come is a bogey. — Lou Holtz Copy Share Image
If I had a gun, I'd shoot a hole into the sun and love would burn this city down for you. — Noel Gallagher Copy Share Image
The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
It's hard to know which stars in the sky will turn into black holes. And which ones will open up worm holes… — James Altucher Copy Share Image
Whatever a man's age, he can reduce it several years by putting a bright-colored flower in his button-hole. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I started playing golf when I was a kid, because across the street from where we lived there was a little nine-hole… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
Mexican cars are just going to be lazy, feckless, flatulent, overweight, leaning against a fence asleep looking at a cactus with a… — Richard Hammond Copy Share Image
Saving the world was merely a hobby. My *vocation* has been that of inspector of desert water holes. — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
Every day I wake up, I say, 'Damn, I hope I don't get that call today.' I don't want to lose my… — Clinton Portis Copy Share Image
I always feel that there are no final victories and no final defeats. But it's true that America is in a hole… — John Sayles Copy Share Image
Hate is a hole that exists in your heart; and the more that you hate, the more you fall apart. — Wes Fesler Copy Share Image
There’s no denying the benefits of the Internet. But electronic immersion, without a force to balance it, creates the hole in the… — Richard Louv Copy Share Image
St. Andrews by far is my favorite golf course in the world. It's where the game all started, it's why we have… — Tiger Woods Copy Share Image
When you think about it, there's no way to input things into a computer. It's all... the holes only go out, right?… — Mark Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
Between the kitchen and the destroyed chapel a door led into an oval-shaped library. The space inside seemed safe except for a… — Michael Ondaatje Copy Share Image
Weapons of mass destruction aren't pulled out of a black hat like a white rabbit at a magic show. They're produced in… — Scott Ritter Copy Share Image
Son--they say there isn't any royalty in this country, but do you want me to tell you how to be king of… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I never played a perfect 18 holes. There is no such thing. I expect to make at least seven mistakes a round.… — Walter Hagen Copy Share Image
I am real, real picky with what I decided to do. I want to make sure it's new and at the same… — Ryan Hurst Copy Share Image
We are often told we are materialistic. It seems to me, we are not materialistic enough. We have a disrespect for materials.… — George Monbiot Copy Share Image
You see, even though back then Barack was a senator and a presidential candidate, to me, he was still the guy who'd… — Michelle Obama Copy Share Image
With no chance to take off, I had to play my role, searching for the rendezvous spot, which gave me the excuse… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
I can see you have a great deal of water in your personality. Water never waits. It changes shape and flows around… — Arthur Golden Copy Share Image
I am imbued with the notion that a Muse is necessarily a dead woman, inaccessible or absent; that a poetic structure -… — Michel Leiris Copy Share Image
Now that physics is proving the intelligence of the universe what are we to do about the stupidity of mankind? I include… — Jeanette Winterson Copy Share Image
There's a marvelous sense of mastery that comes with writing a sentence that sounds exactly as you want it to. It's like… — Susan Orlean Copy Share Image
Countries like ours are full of people who have all of the material comforts they desire, yet lead lives of quiet (and… — Bernard Levin Copy Share Image
