Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
I love to play hockey. I'm a huge hockey fan and I love to play as well. — Sterling Beaumon Copy Share Image
How would you like a job where, if you made a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? — Jacques Plante Copy Share Image
By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game… — Steve Rushin Copy Share Image
We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. — Steven Pinker Copy Share Image
Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. — Brett Hull Copy Share Image
I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. — Ryan Reynolds Copy Share Image
A puck is a hard rubber disk that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another. — Jimmy Cannon Copy Share Image
Street hockey is great for kids. It's energetic, competitive, and skilful. And best of all, it keeps them off the street. — Gus Kyle Copy Share Image
I always played hockey, I was always a hockey fan, but I was never bitten by the hockey bug... I never looked… — Chris Jericho Copy Share Image
L.A. will never be a hockey town. I'm a huge hockey fan, and people out here do not appreciate hockey as much… — Jean-Luc Bilodeau Copy Share Image
I'm an avid hockey fan and I've been playing for about 17 years, and somebody recently told me that the first organized… — Cuba Gooding, Jr Copy Share Image
Hockey belongs to the Cartoon Network, where a person can be pancaked by an ACME anvil, then expanded - accordion-style - back… — Steve Rushin Copy Share Image
Hockey captures the essence of Canadian experience in the New World. In a land so inescapably and inhospitably cold, hockey is the… — Stephen Leacock Copy Share Image
He brings something special. I don't know what it is, but if you ask him, you couldn't understand his answer. — Wayne Gretzky Copy Share Image
Its an honor to be chosen to represent the best hockey game in the world,... Hockey fans are looking for the most… — Brian Boitano Copy Share Image
Sometimes people ask, 'Are hockey fights real?' I say, 'If they weren't, I'd get in more of them. — Wayne Gretzky Copy Share Image
Canada is a country where the serious writers are hockey fans and readers of comic books. They don't play chess. — Louis Dudek Copy Share Image
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. — Bob Plager Copy Share Image
Wait'll next year! is the favorite cry of baseball fans, football fans, hockey fans, and gardeners. — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
Obviously, being a hockey fan, I always bought all of the hockey games, so that makes this 'NHL 2K7' cover even more… — Joe Thornton Copy Share Image
