As a director, you can't stop a guy if he thinks something's hysterical, because if you do, then he'll get depressed because… — Evan Goldberg Copy Share Image
“He closed his eyes. The insides of his eyelids were a brownish black, not at all the same as the thick purple… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
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“I am happy to pay you," she announced. "For your services." A harsh, strangled sound cut through the room. It came from… — Sarah MacLean Copy Share Image
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get… — Norm Crosby Copy Share Image
Daddy was hilarious. He could take the most mundane event and tell it so that we all on the floor laughing. He… — Karen DeCrow Copy Share Image
Let's get right to it: On page 5 of Paul Murray's dazzling new novel, 'Skippy Dies,'... Skippy dies. If killing your protagonist… — Jess Walter Copy Share Image
My grandmother, in her retirement home, actually has a picture of me from 'Star' magazine on their fashion police list. I think… — Brad Goreski Copy Share Image
Introducing 'Lite': the new way to spell 'Light'; but with twenty per cent fewer letters. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
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I can't imagine going back to long hair. Cutting it was the greatest thing I ever did. — Robin Wright Copy Share Image
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“[Ella] “Again, I ask, whose side are you on?” [Lola] “The side that has the least Dorito-flavored vomit on the floor after… — Dakota Cassidy Copy Share Image
There is only one immutable law in life - in a gentleman's toilet, incoming traffic has the right of way. — Hugh Leonard Copy Share Image
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What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile.… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
