“Your head and your heart are two different things. One of them can get you into trouble and the other can't. It's okay to be scared when you can't tell them apart. That happened to me every day of my… — Steve Kluger Copy Share Image
Why do guys insist on wearing those odious jeans with their rear ends hanging down around their ankles? Do they really think it's hot? — Steve Kluger Copy Share Image
A first kiss after five months means more than a first kiss after five minutes. — Steve Kluger Copy Share Image
“ Alexander Hamilton Junior High School -- SEMESTER REPORT -- STUDENT: Joseph Margolis TEACHER: Janet Hicks ENGLISH: A, ARITHMETIC: A, SOCIAL STUDIES: A, SCIENCE:… — Steve Kluger Copy Share Image
“Your head and your heart are two different things. One of them can get you into trouble and the other can't. It's okay to… — Steve Kluger Copy Share Image
“What do you mean Taurus? he frowns. I'm not a Taurus. You were born on the cusp, I remind him. Jason merely shrugs. Shows… — Steve Kluger Copy Share Image
Communicating with the federal government is like talking to a computer that's crashing. — Steve Kluger Copy Share Image
“Now, the scene you just saw," I began, pointing to the stage. "Was about you and T.C.," he concluded, nodding like he already knew.… — Steve Kluger Copy Share Image
“REAL LIFE vs THE MOVIES Breaking Up in the Movies: Boy #1: This isn’t working out, is it? Boy #2: Sort of not, huh?… — Steve Kluger Copy Share Image
Ale: Are you manipulating me again? T.C.: Try not to fall for it. I dare you. — Steve Kluger Copy Share Image
And if Henry Higgins is not the most reprehensible character ever written for the stage, that's only because somewhere, somehow, someone is composing a… — Steve Kluger Copy Share Image
“Everyone has something worth it inside of them even if it doesn’t show. Sometimes you have to look a little harder than other times… — Steve Kluger Copy Share Image
“After you've spent four years kissing somebody's perineum, the subtext talks louder than words.” — Steve Kluger Copy Share Image
This week my son thinks he's the Supremes.All of them. So we can scratch "straight"off the list. At least I hope we can. As… — Steve Kluger Copy Share Image
“Mr. Herbert Demarest Alexander Hamilton Jr. High 2236 Bedford Avenue Brooklyn NY Dear Mr Demarest, Then why don't you give him 'Withering Heights'? At… — Steve Kluger Copy Share Image
Even though I didn't notice it while it was happening, I got reminded in ninth grade of a few things I guess I should… — Steve Kluger Copy Share Image
