If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on — BJ Copy Share Image
One Rockette, who's probably a lug head, doesn't even know which end's up or down, ends up making news, and the media… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
“A balanced argument is one that takes place entirely in my head, and doesn’t cause me to tip over.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Enlightenment! When it comes, it comes like a brick to the head, doesn't it? — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
