“I raised my right hand to my nose, closed my left nostril, and shot a screaming booger 27 feet into the air.… — J.B. O'Neil Right hand Copy Share Image
“Oh no! There are so many enemy ninjas chasing me. I started jumping from tree to tree, leaping so fast that the… — J.B. O'Neil Ninja Copy Share Image
“To the top of the tower, to the top of the wall! Now fart away, fart away, fart away all!” Santa cried,… — J.B. O'Neil Christmas Copy Share Image
