“I raised my right hand to my nose, closed my left nostril, and shot a screaming booger 27 feet into the air. Peter was obviously impressed, so I grabbed his hand and shook it hard, and shook, and shook. “Uh… — J.B. O'Neil Copy Share Image
“I raised my right hand to my nose, closed my left nostril, and shot a screaming booger 27 feet into the air. Peter was… — J.B. O'Neil Copy Share Image
“Oh no! There are so many enemy ninjas chasing me. I started jumping from tree to tree, leaping so fast that the forest was… — J.B. O'Neil Copy Share Image
“To the top of the tower, to the top of the wall! Now fart away, fart away, fart away all!” Santa cried, and then… — J.B. O'Neil Copy Share Image
