“Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand gets full first.” — J.A. Jance Copy Share Image
“Said with enough fervor, the word “unbelievable” can convey two diametrically opposed opinions. Something can be either unbelievably good or unbelievably bad, depending on… — J.A. Jance Copy Share Image
“She was no lithe virgin. Hers was the gentle voluptuousness of a grown woman, with a hint of fullness of breast and hip that… — J.A. Jance Copy Share Image
“suspected that God would probably come across with a hell of a lot more Christian charity than either one of Jonathan Thomas’s pious parents… — J.A. Jance Copy Share Image
“According to Occam’s razor, the right answer is always the simplest answer, the one requiring the fewest assumptions.” — J.A. Jance Copy Share Image
“College kids seem to look younger with every passing year. It’s one of the hazards of growing older.” — J.A. Jance Copy Share Image
“I suppose my mother would have been proud of me. At least I was wearing clean shorts.” — J.A. Jance Copy Share Image
“Screwed up and incomprehensible as it may seem to a rank outsider, making a movie is a lot like living life. You work with… — J.A. Jance Copy Share Image
“know that you came through surgery like a champ.” This was all good news, but I didn’t feel like a champ. I felt more… — J.A. Jance Copy Share Image
“Funerals and memorial services are something that have to be gotten through. They honor the dead, but they’re for the living.” — J.A. Jance Copy Share Image
