Halloween Quotes · Page 11

My daughter said she's gonna be a hoe for Halloween. I think it's cute that she likes gardening.

— Anonymous

Halloween, just another day people pretend to be somebody they're not.

— Bernajoy Vaal

It's Halloween and hopefully you people that partied last night didn't wake next to something scary this morning.

— Anonymous

I'd dress up as Siri for Halloween if my life didn't already entail being asked stupid questions all day.

— Anonymous

I've been invited to a Halloween party tonight in America. To scare all the Yanks, I'm going as low-fat food!

— Anonymous

I picked out my Halloween costume. I’m going as 'Slutty Madeleine Albright.'

— Conan O'Brien

I'm a really big fan of all things macabre in general; Halloween happens to be my favorite holiday.

— Dove Cameron

Oh Lestat, you deserved everything that's ever happened to you. You better not die. You might actually go to hell.

— Anne Rice

Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress up like a total slut and no other girls can…

— Lindsay Lohan

“Halloween is getting pushed out, becoming a second class holiday!  Halloween decorations start showing up in the stores in August and are…

— B.J. Walker Jr

The eye of man hath not heard, the ear of man hath not seen, man's hand is not able to taste, his…

— William Shakespeare

“hungry spirits so that cattle and crops would not be damaged. The nearness of the spirits meant that all sorts of secrets…

— Frank McNally

Remember when we used to worry about some weirdo having a razor blade inside an apple on Halloween? Not anymore. Like a…

— Jay Leno

Halloween simply has a special feel about it. School is back, everyone is settled into their routines following summer, and there is…

— Natalya Neidhart

A gypsy fire is on the hearth, Sign of the carnival of mirth; Through the dun fields and from the glade Flash…

— Jerry Smith

“Well, how did you die, then?” the old man finally asked. “Die?” Matthew threw back. “Are you crazy? I’m not dead. I’m…

— J. Tonzelli

I don't do costumes, I don't do sh_t like that. I love Halloween as a concept, but do I actually go out…

— Mike Mignola

South Africa is the only place in the Southern hemisphere where Halloween is really catching on. They have a lot of sporting…

— Lisa Morton

Then away out in the woods I heard that kind of a sound that a ghost makes when it wants to tell…

— Arthur Conan Doyle

With Halloween, the director was this genius wonder boy who was the writer, director, producer, along with his girlfriend. They were this…

— P. J. Soles

I don't remember that I ever really went all out to come up with a costume or a persona that could compete…

— Christopher Lloyd

So when I open the door on Halloween, I am confronted by three or four imaginary heroes, such as G.I. Joe, Conan…

— Dave Barry

“Being perceived as excessively domestic can get you socially ostracized. When I made hand-rolled pasta for a dinner, I learned the hard…

— Cheryl Mendelson

“I squinted at the western sky behind Thaddeus, a blood-red smear melting into blackness. Twisting my neck, I glanced in the opposite…

— Richelle E. Goodrich

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular.

— Amity Shlaes

Technically my dog's naked most of the time. Except halloween, when I dress him up as Liza Minelli.

— Craig Ferguson

You would think that Halloweens tomorrow because of their attempt to scare the American public.

— Jim Sensenbrenner

I don't find slashing and blood flying everywhere to be scary. I just find it repulsive.

— Dean Koontz

When I was a kid I got busted for throwing a rock through a car window and egging a house on halloween.

— Gavin DeGraw

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day.

— Gwen Stefani

I was kind of a dark kid. I loved Halloween, and I loved vampires and the black and white old monster movies.

— Joe Manganiello

I can't wait for football games, hoodies, bonfires, Uggs, cuddling, s'mores, weekend parties, Halloween, & Christmas.

— Anonymous

And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor, Shall be lifted -- Nevermore!

— Edgar Allan Poe

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought.

— Stephen King

I love Halloween! I love it so much that I used to work at a haunted house every year.

— Daniella Monet

There haven't been organized protests, but I have heard of protests where people have wanted to celebrate Halloween.

— Lisa Morton

“What would the public do when Halloween had come and gone but the monsters still remained?”

— Kristen Painter

During my teen years, for Halloween, I went as a registered voter.

— Martha Plimpton

But I love Halloween, and I love that feeling: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner.

— Evan Peters

The older you get, the harder it is to find someone willing to share a horse costume with you.

— Anonymous