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The gym teacher's name was Mr. Caruso. Mr. Caruso did not speak English. He spoke 'Gym.' One day I was playing basketball… — Tommy Lasorda Copy Share Image
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It has been my firm belief, based on my research and investigations over the past half century, that UFOs and their occupants,… — George Fawcett Copy Share Image
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Monty Python crowd; half of them came from Cambridge, and half of them came from Oxford. But, there seems to be this… — Rowan Atkinson Copy Share Image
No one is as real to me as people in the novel. It grows like a living thing. When I realize they… — Mavis Gallant Copy Share Image
The complete emancipation of women from the ties which held them back in the past, during the ages of despotism and ignorance,… — Saddam Hussein Copy Share Image
The USDHEW calculates that 7% of all patients suffer compensable injuries while hospitalized …One out of every five patients admitted to a… — Ivan Illich Copy Share Image
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When you do the first half of life well, you have a good sense of yourself. Most of our mainline Christian denominations,… — Richard Rohr Copy Share Image
He was my father. I own half his genes, and all of his history. Believe this: the mistakes are part of the… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
I don't really mind it when Trudeau calls himself a feminist because, you know, he did the half-female cabinet; that's something to… — Stephen Marche Copy Share Image
There were no good bands in my town. You know, there's like this magic town where every kid started a band in… — Autre Ne Veut Copy Share Image
The businessman who assumes that his life is everything, and the mystic who asserts that it is nothing, fail, on this side… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Name me, if you can, a better feeling than the one you get when you've half a bottle of Chivas in the… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
We cannot judge either of the feelings or of the characters of men with perfect accuracy from their actions or their appearance… — Maria Edgeworth Copy Share Image
A Home Run Derby is fun. It's just like taking batting practice, and you just want to go deep. Guys do it… — Frank Thomas Copy Share Image
I think there are definitely things over the last year-and-a-half we would have done differently, ... I think we've at least learned… — Paul DePodesta Copy Share Image
It is a noble land that God has given us: a land that can feed and clothe the world; a land whose… — Albert J. Beveridge Copy Share Image
Norway is a small country, about half the size of Sweden, but it has a very good film climate because they have… — Stellan Skarsgard Copy Share Image
An intelligent man or woman willing to make a career of reviewing fiction is hard to come by ... And the temporaries… — Storm Jameson Copy Share Image
I think they ought to know. You do them a disservice by not confiding something this important to them.” “I didn’t want… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We but half express ourselves, and are ashamed of that divine idea which each of us represents. It may be safely trusted… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
Your skin is prickly from fatigue and pain and there is a hissing in your ears. Time passes and the pills are… — Patrick deWitt Copy Share Image
The body was so little a part of him that its final stillness seemed nothing of importance. He was half out of… — Pearl S. Buck Copy Share Image
Last night I had rinsed out my sari strip and briefs in the sea. I walked down naked to where they hung… — Lucy Irvine Copy Share Image
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My favourite mentor brother told me that there were three kinds of people: followers, leaders and scouts. Scouts are capeable of leadership,… — Isobelle Carmody Copy Share Image
It is alarming ... to see Mr Gandhi, a seditious Middle Temple lawyer, now posing as a fakir of a type well-known… — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
I have come to a still, but not a deep center, A point outside the glittering current; My eyes stare at the… — Theodore Roethke Copy Share Image
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Half the night I waste in sighs, Half in dreams I sorrow after The delight of early skies; In a wakeful dose… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Each American embassy comes with two permanent features - a giant anti-American demonstration and a giant line for American visas. Most demonstrators… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
For more than 3,000 years, China and India accounted for half of the world's economic output. But then the Industrial Revolution gave… — Paul Achleitner Copy Share Image
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There are, indeed, few merrier spectacles than that of many windmills bickering together in a fresh breeze over a woody country; their… — Robert Louis Stevenson Copy Share Image
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