I bet a guy at a bar 50 bucks that I was more dysfunctional than he was. He raped me. So I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Most people are dead. Hitler. Ray Charles. Some other guys. But mostly those two. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't really necessarily think I'm a funny guy, but I like the opportunity to take on something that I don't feel… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He was one of those guys that think they're being a pansy if they don't break around forty of your fingers when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That's why I called it Dangerously In Love. It's basically all of the steps in a relationship from when you first meet… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Guys like Otis Blackwell and Bobby Darin, and all the guys who were writing songs for Elvis at the time, just hanging… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When the sales guys run the company, the product guys do not matter so much, and a lot of them just turn… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm the kind of guy that if I don't work out, I will get bigger and look like one of the guys… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window? The guy looks out it, and if he leans too far, he… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The point is not that Jesus was a good guy who accepted everybody, and thus we should do the same (though that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was a big fan of Super Troopers, so working with the Broken Lizard guys was so much fun. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Johnny Rotten. He's a big fan of mine. I used to see him out in the audience in England and he'd stand… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I winked and locked my arm in Carter's, and we stood there, watching Dean stroll away. "You know the guy's never gonna… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Guys are like stars; even if there's a million, only one can make your dreams come true — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My brain must have felt sorry for me, so it'd created the only type of guy I could touch - a fantasy… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You have to realize that most of these guys get in there and fight on heart. I fight with smarts. There is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I always thought, if you're gonna do TV, you want to play a straight, solid, pillar-of-the-show kind of guy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Neil Armstrong was probably one of the most human guys I've ever known in my life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo. In morse code. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Stark looked strong and healthy and totally gorgeous. I was distracting myself by wondering what exactly Scottish guys did, or didn't, wear… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
