Code Quote by Anonymous

I was walking down the street the other day and these construction workers were working on the roof hammering away. One of them told…

— Emo Philips

I was having a mildly paranoid day, mostly due to the fact that the mad priest lady from over the river had taken to…

— Warren Ellis

I remember walking home one day from school, and this car pulled up behind me really slow, and it gave me a really weird…

— Nikki Bella

I was a paranoid kid.

— Kelly Oubre, Jr

Imagine people calling you to find out if you're dead. I've led a real crazy life at times, and I've had many strange things…

— Richard Pryor

I became paranoid for a long time: I thought that people were out to harm me.

— Jens Lekman

We were in this park in Canada throwing a frisbee around, and there was a homeless guy there who swore to God I was…

— Ryan Ross

All through my life I've had this strange unaccountable feeling that something was going on in the world, something big, even sinister, and no…

— Douglas Adams

I picked up the phone to call the police, but then I considered how it would sound when I told them that I was…

— Jenny Lawson

When I was coming home from school as a youngster, and I saw my dad's car in the driveway, I would go to a…

— Joe Torre

I went home one afternoon to pick up a script without bothering to change, and a half an hour later the Beverly Hills Police…

— Ross Martin

We heard footsteps when no one was around, tapping on my bed when I'd go to sleep, trash compactor, tv, and sink would come…

— Candace Bailey