Be doin artists in like Cain did Abel, Now they money's gettin stuck to the gum under the table. — GZA Copy Share Image
The Maestro says it's Mozart but it sounds like bubble gum when you're waiting for the miracle to come. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Of all the consumer products, chewing gum is perhaps the most ridiculous: it literally has no nourishment – you just chew it… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
I cant live without Eucerin cream, lip gloss, gum, nail polish, and sparkly things. — Kelis Copy Share Image
The realism frightens me more than the bubble gum-y, heightened stuff. — Chloe Sevigny Copy Share Image
There's probably no subject with quite so many conflictin' opinions about it as there are about food, and 'tis better to swap… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
People in China criticized President Obama for chewing gum while entering the economic summit in Beijing. They're saying he looked like a… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
I have a deal with a company that's going to do cards without the gum. I don't like sugarless gum, and I… — Paul Reubens Copy Share Image
A lover makes you smile like children smile. That smile that was only meant for you. The half smile. The big shiny… — Jann Arden Copy Share Image
The waiter just flashed me something that said, "Chew bubblegum." Every morning, when I was about to go to the Oprah competition,… — Zach Anner Copy Share Image
I hate mouth noises of all kinds - chewing, swallowing, gum smacking, heavy breathing. — S.E. Cupp Copy Share Image
Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time. — Lyndon B. Johnson Copy Share Image
[from The One and Only Official Mr. Gum Official Glossary That Tells You What Words Mean by Explaining Them Using Other Words]… — Andy Stanton Copy Share Image
An actress friend of mine shared a great trick. She told me to stick my tongue behind my teeth when I smile… — Jessica Chastain Copy Share Image
INK, n. A villainous compound of tannogallate of iron, gum-arabic, and water, chiefly used to facilitate the infection of idiocy and promote… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
Hey, I stopped smoking cigarettes. Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now. I'm on to a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes,… — John Candy Copy Share Image
Do people ever climb the demon towers? Like, for any reason?" Aline looked up. "Climb the demon towers?" She laughed. "No, no… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Last Halloween I ran out of candy and I had to give the kids nicotine gum. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Our approach is very much profiting from lack of change rather than from change. — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
I don't think you should be an Auror, Harry," said Luna unexpectedly. Everybody looked at her. "The Aurors are part of the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why does a person even get up in the morning? You have breakfast, you floss your teeth so you'll have healthy gums… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
And if we’re talking about hard-boiled detectives, too, what could be more hardboiled than the worldview of Ligotti or Cioran? They make… — Nic Pizzolatto Copy Share Image
Don't chew gum at an audition and wear really bad clothes. That doesn't work. You need to hear that! You need to… — Julie Halston Copy Share Image
Myths that need clarification: "No matter how many times you see the Grand canyon, you are still emotionally moved to tears." False.… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
