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Guantanamo Bay sits at the crossroads of law, politics, and human rights, and Stewart Lee spares no irony in his take. His sharp humor strips away pretense, exposing the absurdities that linger behind the barbed wire, and forces readers to confront the uncomfortable truths hidden in official narratives.

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“Most Americans do not own passports. They’re not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even…

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