I've had a few arguments with people, but I never carry a grudge. You know why? While you're carrying a grudge, they're… — Buddy Hackett Copy Share Image
Don't carry a grudge. While you're carrying the grudge, the other guys's out there dancing. — Buddy Hackett Copy Share Image
I have the gift of laughter. I can make people laugh at will. In good times and in bad. And that I don't question.… — Buddy Hackett Copy Share Image
I found out that if you made people laugh, they like you. Most people got to like me because I made them laugh. When… — Buddy Hackett Copy Share Image
At the Sahara, the seats are banked and most of the audience is looking down at the stage. Everybody in the business knows: Up… — Buddy Hackett Copy Share Image
You want to know what makes me tick, I'll tell you what makes me tick. I was a boy growing up in Brooklyn; I… — Buddy Hackett Copy Share Image
Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much. — Buddy Hackett Copy Share Image
Once when I was golfing in Georgia, I hooked the ball into the swamp. I went in after it and found an alligator wearing… — Buddy Hackett Copy Share Image
My wife said to me, "I want to be cremated." I said, "How about Tuesday?" — Buddy Hackett Copy Share Image
Ninety-nine percent is in the delivery. If you have the right voice and the right delivery, you're cocky enough, and you pound down on… — Buddy Hackett Copy Share Image
If you have the right voice and the right delivery, you're cocky enough, and you pound down on the punch line, you can say… — Buddy Hackett Copy Share Image
When I do an hour-and-a-half show, if I don't improvise 20 minutes worth of new material each night, I feel I've let myself down. — Buddy Hackett Copy Share Image
