Groucho Marx Quotes

I was always a fan of Groucho Marx as a kid.

— Michael Feldman

Here lies Groucho Marx and Lies and Lies and Lies P.S. He never kissed an ugly girl.

— Groucho Marx

“I always preferred Harpo to Groucho Marx.”

— Lee Evans

Horror movies are always a solid dollar. But a movie about Groucho Marx is a gamble. These things just are. Doesn't matter…

— Rob Zombie

“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.” —Groucho Marx”

— David Oliver

“I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal. —Groucho Marx”

— Ernest Cline

“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made. —Groucho Marx”

— Laura Dave

Throughout my life, there are four people I've met who were truly original people. The other three were Groucho Marx, Jim Morrison,…

— Alice Cooper

My heroes, growing up, were people like Andy Kaufman and Groucho Marx and people that very rarely drop the persona.

— Bobcat Goldthwait

I know of only six genuine comic geniuses in movie history; Charlie Chaplin, Buster Keaton, Groucho Marx & Harpo Marx, Peter Sellers,…

— Woody Allen

“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell…

— Linda Kage

I could dance with you till the cows come home. Better still, I'll dance with the cows and you come home." Groucho…

— Groucho Marx

I came from a generation where women were almost deified, and like Groucho Marx's line, "I wouldn't want to be a member…

— John Waters

“I know I'm not funny. I mean, let's face it, I'm no Groucho Marx. But if you're a guy, and you're watching…

— Sarah Silverman

One time I attended a big Hollywood party, and everybody was there Groucho Marx, Jack Benny, George Burns, Barbra Streisand. I walked…

— Ken Berry

Groucho Marx, in his later days, gave me the best review I've ever had and probably will ever have. I changed a…

— Elliott Gould

The real achievement of Woody Allen was that he was making movies that felt very personal, and for a whole group of…

— Noah Baumbach

I was changing a light bulb over Groucho Marx's bed, so I took my shoes off, got on his bed and changed…

— Elliott Gould

[On John Tunnard:] One day a marvelous man in a highly elaborate tweed coat walked into the gallery. He looked a little…

— Peggy Guggenheim

“According to the wire, you are resting well and are being taken care of by a nurse. I hope she is beautiful…

— Groucho Marx

“Groucho Marx continued to alternately call Margaret Dumont “a great lady” and to denigrate her in interviews. But he seemed, at the…

— Eve Golden

To write an autobiography of Groucho Marx would be as asinine as to read an autobiography of Groucho Marx.

— Groucho Marx

Up there with my awards, I have a great big statue of Groucho Marx, just to put everything in perspective.

— John Lithgow

I'm sort of an old soul, and 'You Bet Your Life' with Groucho Marx is the best game show of all time,…

— Scott Rogowsky

A man who says he can see through a woman is missing a lot.-Groucho Marx A man's only as old as the…

— Groucho Marx

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.…

— Latest

“There’s one way to find out if a man is honest—ask him. If he says “yes,” he is a crook. —GROUCHO MARX”

— Dan Ariely

[ Woody Allen] persona in the films are so iconic; it's like on par with Groucho Marx or something like that.

— Alden Ehrenreich

When I met Groucho Marx, I had butterflies in my stomach. And I met him at a Led Zeppelin party, which is…

— Bebe Buell