The South, to me, is fried chicken and catfish caviar --- that's grits --- and good-looking women. — Erk Russell Copy Share Image
“Grits Glossary Southern vegetarian \ ‘sǝ-thǝrn , ve-jǝ’ter-ē-ǝn\ n: poor soul .” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It's a grain. It's like grits, but with high self-esteem. — James Patterson Copy Share Image
I'll bring my grits when I travel, because I get so hungry on the road. — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
“Grits Glossary success \sǝk-‘ses\ n: something a Grits has to define for herself, simply put ” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
“ A Grits girl treated without TLC may end up a PMS…a Precious Moody Southerner! ” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
“Grits Pearl of Wisdom #2: Learn from the magnolia and don’t let grass grow beneath your feet. Keep moving, and live life… — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
Stone-ground grits are wonderful, but because they take so long to cook, I usually go with quick cooking grits - which I… — Paula Deen Copy Share Image
“Grits Glossary newcomer \’nü-,kǝ-mǝr\ n: any neighbor who has lived there less than ten years, unless her mother is from the area,… — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
Cooking grits and riding dick. Swear she the best chef around. Pop that p*ssy, now let me see you doo doo brown. — Tyga Copy Share Image
“Grits Pearl of Wisdom #31: Grits can admit their mistakes--and we all make some bad ones--but we never accept defeat. ” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
The idiot who invented instant grits also thought of frozen fried chicken, and they ought to lock him up before he tries… — Lewis Grizzard Copy Share Image
“Grits Glossary dry county \’drī ‘kaůn-tē\ n: a region where, by law, the heathens can drink as much as they like, but… — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
“Grits Glossary blues \’blüz\ n: nothing but a good man singing about hardship, sorrow, and the things he’s done wrong--but sake’s alive,… — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
Cooka big pot of grits, bring him into the kitchen, then toss the grits on him. Then after you toss them, swat… — Madea Copy Share Image
We could say that people who eat grits, listen to country music, follow stock-car racing, support corporal punishment in the schools, hunt… — John Shelton Reed Copy Share Image
“Grits Pearl of Wisdom #20: Preparing for a Southern guest is a labor of love, but remember: after three days, fish and… — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
“Imagine waking up in the morning and going to the kitchen and to make yourself some breakfast. You take some soybean grits,… — Martin Goldstein Copy Share Image
“Grits are hot; they are abundant, and they will by-gosh stick to your ribs. Give your farmhands (that is, your children) cold… — Janis Owens Copy Share Image
All Southern cooks have tried their hands at shrimp and grits, and each one has his or her own version of the… — Gina Neely Copy Share Image
“The grits were lumpy, but the flavor was incredible: the garlic and onion powder, the cayenne's heat lingering after every bite, the… — Shauna Robinson Copy Share Image
“Grits know when enough is enough. Having good manners doesn’t mean you should allow others to push you around. A Southern girl… — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
I'm learning to say 'y'all' and I like grits. Strange things are happening to me. — Mitt Romney Copy Share Image
“ At a successful party, everyone feels at home. A good hostess gives each of her guests a bit of her time… — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
“She blow em clean over. She suck the grits off the candle and start eating. After while, she smile up at me,… — Kathryn Stockett Copy Share Image
“ The Grits Guide to Southern Humor “I am not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb…I also… — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
Obviously as I'm getting older, I'm seeing changes in my body that I may not like... but I do love food, and… — Erin Andrews Copy Share Image
“Grits Pearl of Wisdom #37: The cream always rises to the top, so quit being the milkmaid. There’s more to life than… — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
