If you've only got one day to live, come see the Toronto Maple Leafs. It'll seem like forever. — Pat LaFontaine Copy Share Image
By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game… — Steve Rushin Copy Share Image
High sticking, tripping, slashing, spearing, charging, hooking, fighting, unsportsmanlike conduct, interference, roughing......everything else is just figure skating. — Scotty Bowman Copy Share Image
Yeah, I'm cocky and I am arrogant. But that doesn't mean I'm not a nice person. — Jeremy Roenick Copy Share Image
Hockey is the only place where a guy can go nowadays and watch two white guys fight. — Frank Deford Copy Share Image
Street hockey is great for kids. It's energetic, competitive, and skilful. And best of all, it keeps them off the street. — Gus Kyle Copy Share Image
Call them pros, call them mercenaries - but in fact they are just grown - up kids who have learned on the… — Lester Patrick Copy Share Image
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
Hockey s a funny game. You have to prove yourself every shift, every game. It's not up to anybody else. You have… — Paul Coffey Copy Share Image
How would you like a job where, if you made a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? — Jacques Plante Copy Share Image
My teeth weren't that good to begin with, so hopefully I can get some better ones. — Duncan Keith Copy Share Image
It takes brains. It's not like a forward, where you can get away with scoring and not play defense. On defense you… — Chris Chelios Copy Share Image
He brings something special. I don't know what it is, but if you ask him, you couldn't understand his answer. — Wayne Gretzky Copy Share Image
Hockey is a fast, body-contact game played by men with clubs in their hands and knives laced to their feet. — Paul Gallico Copy Share Image
A puck is a hard rubber disk that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another. — Jimmy Cannon Copy Share Image
Hockey is the only job I know where you get paid to have a nap on the day of the game. — Chico Resch Copy Share Image
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. — Bob Plager Copy Share Image
We get nose jobs all the time in the NHL, and we don't even have to go to the hospital. — Brad Park Copy Share Image
