People using a public platform to further their own personal agenda, I think that's immoral. You have no right to do that. Tony Blair is a great example of that. — Keith Allen Copy Share Image
I would be a fool to say I enjoyed being in borstal, but when I was there I had a great time. — Keith Allen Copy Share Image
I don't want to be loved. No interest in being loved whatsoever. Actually, I don't mind being misunderstood either. — Keith Allen Copy Share Image
I hate technically constructed actors. In fact, I hate anything technically constructed, unless it's a bridge. — Keith Allen Copy Share Image
All actors will tell you that baddies are where the money is because they stick in people's minds. — Keith Allen Copy Share Image
I only did the comedy thing because I just thought I could do it better than anyone else at the time. And I was… — Keith Allen Copy Share Image
I've been on the edge of everything, like one of those characters at the side of a Brueghel painting with a warty nose. I've… — Keith Allen Copy Share Image
If the press can take the easy option, they will. To them, I'm always 'the wild man.' — Keith Allen Copy Share Image
I'm delighted that the BBC has given me the chance to delve into the murky world of 'The Body Farm.' — Keith Allen Copy Share Image
The Internet is a global lavatory wall, a Rabelaisian mixture of truth, lies, insanity and humour. — Keith Allen Copy Share Image
