“Blasted grave marker. There sure are a bloody lot of them. They've got some nerve burying all these dead people here.” — Tess Oliver Copy Share Image
“She could just imagine, all her friends and family mourning around her grave. The tombstone would read Kari Wagner, Died of Sheer Stupidity . It would be almost as bad to have her grave marker read Died of Terminal Bedroom Boredom .” — Cherise Sinclair Copy Share Image