A good name for a mistress would be close to a man's name so that nobody would know. Like... Conane. — Chevy Chase Copy Share Image
Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it when people shake my hand. — Chevy Chase Copy Share Image
Step by step, we will break this cycle of silence, poor information and stigma. — Chevy Chase Copy Share Image
I think the Clintons are brilliant. I've never met a person as intelligent as Bill, and I think Hillary is right up there with… — Chevy Chase Copy Share Image
Television doesn't make stars. It's the written media, the press, that makes stars. — Chevy Chase Copy Share Image
We never could have performed live for an hour and a half every week if we were doing drugs. — Chevy Chase Copy Share Image
