If I said to most of the people who auditioned, 'Good job, awesome, well done,' it would have made me actually look and feel ridiculous. It's quite obvious most of the people who turned up for this audition were hopeless. — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
The object of this competition is not to be mean to the losers but to find a winner. The process makes you mean because you get frustrated. Kids turn up unrehearsed, wearing the wrong clothes, singing out of tune and… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
I get very anti-social, depressed and irritable with people. I don't have time for them. I can't make phone calls and stuff. I just… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
There's no need for me to get married. I live with someone; we're happy; end of story. — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
Linda McCartney sausages were my favorite. Theyre much better than eating real sausages and you dont have to contemplate half way through exactly whats… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
My heart, my lungs, my blood - they've all been checked. I remember one of the doctors almost being disappointed when he showed me… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
I still put punctuation in my texts. If it's an 'I', I make sure it's a capital. — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
It simply works. You do it twice a year. Who cares? And it balances my smoking and drinking. — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
My life honestly isn't as weird as people think it is. I work longer hours, maybe I have a bit more money, but fundamentally,… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
Have I got a black book? Yes, it's called a mobile phone. I do get offers. There is no shortage of people if you… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
I like to know why a video has suddenly gone viral, why a song has broken, why a TV show is suddenly rating out… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
I got good advice once. Someone said to me: 'Live in your money rather than look at it. — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
I want people to understand that from the minute Lady Gaga arrived, she created a new set of rules: being different is good; embrace… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
