Gonzo Quotes by Jerry Coleman

And Kansas is at Chicago tonight or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas leads in the eighth four-to-four.

— Jerry Coleman

Larry Moffett is 6' 3". Last year he was 6" 6".

— Jerry Coleman

It's a base hit on the error by Roberts.

— Jerry Coleman

Benedict may not be as hurt as he really is.

— Jerry Coleman

It's a cold night out tonight. The Padres better warm up real good because it's stiff out there.

— Jerry Coleman

There's a shot up the alley. Oh, it's just foul.

— Jerry Coleman

Pete Rose has three thousand hits and three thousand fourteen overall.

— Jerry Coleman

There's a hard shot to LeMaster, he throws Madlock into the dugout.

— Jerry Coleman

If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and put him in cement.

— Jerry Coleman

National League umpires wear inside chest protesters.

— Jerry Coleman

He many not be hurt as much as he really is.

— Jerry Coleman

Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

— Jerry Coleman