Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic. — Earl Wilson Copy Share Image
I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top. — Pete Dye Copy Share Image
Once when I was golfing in Georgia, I hooked the ball into the swamp. I went in after it and found an… — Buddy Hackett Copy Share Image
I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a… — Gerald R. Ford Copy Share Image
The earliest golfing memories that I have are of the Italian Open when I was about six years of age. Watching that… — Matteo Manassero Copy Share Image
Baseball players quit playing and they take up golf. Basketball players quit, take up golf. Football players quit, take up golf. What… — George Archer Copy Share Image
One minute you're bleeding. The next minute you're hemorrhaging. The next minute you're painting the Mona Lisa. — Mac O'Grady Copy Share Image
“Yesterday I played a round of golf. I just kept hitting the ball in circles, but never getting it in the circles… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
If you look back at golfing history, there are many cases of players who had to learn the hard way. People have… — Shane Lowry Copy Share Image
It is nevertheless a game of considerable passion, either of the explosive type, or that which burns inwardly and sears the soul. — Bobby Jones Copy Share Image
Do not be tempted to invest in a sample of each golfing invention as soon as it makes its appearance. If you… — Harry Vardon Copy Share Image
I ain't never had much fun. I ain't never been two inches away from a football. Here guys go fishing on the… — Bear Bryant Copy Share Image
One thing about golf is you don't know why you play bad and why you play good. — George Archer Copy Share Image
I can't stand golfing, I'm not a golfer. Can't do five hours of chasing a ball around a field. — Rob Ford Copy Share Image
As far as swing and techniques are concerned, I don't know diddly squat. When I'm playing well, I don't even take aim. — Fred Couples Copy Share Image
My old friend Jack Benny has only had one ball all his golfing life. And now he's lost it. The string came… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
There are three ways of learning golf: by study, which is the most wearisome; by imitation, which is the most fallacious; and… — Robert Browning Copy Share Image
A hole in one is amazing when you think of the different universes this white mass of molecules has to pass through… — Mac O'Grady Copy Share Image
I think anybody that has had a bad game, or, I dunno, I guess if you go out golfing and you hook… — Adam Vinatieri Copy Share Image
Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money… — Rick Reilly Copy Share Image
No game designed to be played with the aid of personal servants by right-handed men who can't even bring along their dogs… — Bruce McCall Copy Share Image
The trouble that most of us find with the modern matched sets of clubs is that they don't really seem to know… — Robert Browning Copy Share Image
I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot… — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
Fifty years ago, 100 white men chasing one black man across a field was called the Ku Klux Klan. Today it's called… — Alex Hay Copy Share Image
I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I'm about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That's the distance my left ear is from my right. — Ben Crenshaw Copy Share Image
Off the court, most of my time is on the golf course. I spend my time golfing, mostly relaxing at home and… — Mike Conley Jr Copy Share Image
Relaxing, going on vacation, sleeping, having fun when I want, golfing when I want, do whatever I want - I am going… — Landon Donovan Copy Share Image
Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks… — Bobby Jones Copy Share Image
Graduation is a big deal-bigger than getting a hole-in-one while golfing. People might think you're lying about the hole-in-one, but when you… — Anderson Cooper Copy Share Image
It takes hundreds of good golf shots to gain confidence, but only one bad one to lose it. — Jack Nicklaus Copy Share Image
A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 12 o'clock. But make… — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
I'd like to see the fairways more narrow. Then everybody would have to play from the rough, not just me. — Seve Ballesteros Copy Share Image
Putting allows the touchy golfer two to four opportunities to blow a gasket in the short space of two to forty feet. — Tommy Bolt Copy Share Image
