Golfing Quotes · Page 5

Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole.…

— Chuck Hogan

I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.

— Lee Trevino

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls.

— Henry Beard

I'm hitting the driver so good I gotta dial the operator for long distance after I hit it.

— Lee Trevino

It is more satisfying to be a bad player at golf. The worse you play, the better you remember the occasional good…

— Nubar Gulbenkian

In golf, you keep your head down and follow through. In the vice presidency, you keep your head up and follow through.…

— Dan Quayle

Keep close count of your nickels and dimes, stay away from whiskey, and never concede a putt.

— Sam Snead

I'd play every day if I could. It's cheaper than a shrink and there are no telephones on my golf cart.

— Brent Musburger

When I putt, my emotions collide like tectonic plates. It's left my memory circuits full of scars that won't heal.

— Mac O'Grady

Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.

— P. J. O'Rourke

I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a…

— Chi Chi Rodriguez

Trevino is in a league by himself. We don't even count him. We figure when you come in second, you're a winner.

— Chi Chi Rodriguez

My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered.

— George Robertson, Baron Robertson of Port Ellen

If there is one thing I have learned during my years as a professional, it is that the only thing constant about…

— Jack Nicklaus

I never pray on a golf course. Actually, the Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course.

— Billy Graham