Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
It's so bad I could putt off a tabletop and still leave the ball halfway down the leg. — J. C. Snead Copy Share Image
Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
Some of us worship in churches, some in synagogues, some on golf courses... — Adlai Stevenson I Copy Share Image
The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things. — John Updike Copy Share Image
Golf is a game in which you yell "for," shoot six, and write down five. — Paul Harvey Copy Share Image
There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray. — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
Swinging at daisies is like playing electric guitar with a tennis racket: if it were that easy, we could all be Jerry… — Michael Bamberger Copy Share Image
John certainly gives it a good hit, doesn't he? My Sunday best is a Wednesday afternoon compared to him. — Nick Faldo Copy Share Image
Golf is a game in which you claim the privileges of age, and retain the playthings of childhood. — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
I'm in charge of my own business. I'm the CEO of Viktor Hovland Golfing Enterprise. And that includes hiring people who help… — Viktor Hovland Copy Share Image
I've had two lives. The golfing part... the younger generation sort of heard about me but maybe didn't realize I wasn't too… — Johnny Miller Copy Share Image
Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Good golfing temperament falls between taking it with a grin or shrug and throwing a fit. — Sam Snead Copy Share Image
I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the… — Don Adams Copy Share Image
Who watches golf on TV? Who calls eight friends over and gets a keg of beer? Landscapers, I guess. They sit around… — Jeff Cesario Copy Share Image
On golfer Rory McIlroy's collapse in the final round of the 2011 Masters: We had hoped to compare the young Northern Irishman… — Matt Dickinson Copy Share Image
What if I accidentally hit somebody? Because my dad took one of his friends golfing, and it was, like, one of his… — Jessica Simpson Copy Share Image
I am a proud product of Irish golf and the Golfing Union of Ireland and am hugely honoured to have come from… — Rory McIlroy Copy Share Image
I think daycare is great for people who have to work two jobs. My problem is with people who are dropping kids… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Even the White House is weighing in on the deflate-gate scandal. Yesterday they encouraged Tom Brady to 'be mindful of the way… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I'm a competitor. No matter what I'm doing, whether I'm golfing, whether I'm playing indoor soccer with my fiancé - he's not… — Carli Lloyd Copy Share Image
I know I will have to come to forgiveness and acceptance of what has happened for me to go on and be… — Elin Nordegren Copy Share Image
In the business world, what’s the female equivalent of going golfing with a client?” Laney gave this some thought. Payton fell silent,… — Julie James Copy Share Image
When Babe Didrickson Zaharias, often called the 'athletic phenomenon of all time,' won the British woman's gold tournament, people said of her… — James Keller Copy Share Image
Tips can make someone a better writer but not necessarily a good writer. That's a larger package - a matter of character.… — William Zinsser Copy Share Image
Not all activities are equal in this regard. Those that involve genuine concentration—studying a musical instrument, playing board games, reading, and dancing—are… — Norman Doidge Copy Share Image
“I have to admit," I said when he finished a lengthy discussion on the types of drivers, "I've been golfing and it's… — Cindi Madsen Copy Share Image
I was very competitive with my brothers when I was younger. Now we are all in completely different worlds. Im not in… — Alec Baldwin Copy Share Image
I think there came a time - probably when I was about 13 - when I started to struggle with an increasing… — Rory McIlroy Copy Share Image
The American public overwhelmingly regrets ObamaCare, our veterans are dying waiting to see doctors, the IRS intimidates conservative groups, the southern border… — Megyn Kelly Copy Share Image
But you don't have to go up in the stands and play your foul balls. I do. — Sam Snead Copy Share Image
I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced. — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
