There are no short hitters on the tour anymore - just long and unbelievably long. — Sam Snead Copy Share Image
A lot of guys who have have never choked, have never been in the position to do so. — Tom Watson Copy Share Image
Golf seems to me an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dogs out. — Anne, Princess Royal Copy Share Image
I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I'm about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That's the distance my left ear is from my right. — Ben Crenshaw Copy Share Image
Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money… — Rick Reilly Copy Share Image
No game designed to be played with the aid of personal servants by right-handed men who can't even bring along their dogs… — Bruce McCall Copy Share Image
Fifty years ago, 100 white men chasing one black man across a field was called the Ku Klux Klan. Today it's called… — Alex Hay Copy Share Image
I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot… — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
The trouble that most of us find with the modern matched sets of clubs is that they don't really seem to know… — Robert Browning Copy Share Image
A hole in one is amazing when you think of the different universes this white mass of molecules has to pass through… — Mac O'Grady Copy Share Image
Do not be tempted to invest in a sample of each golfing invention as soon as it makes its appearance. If you… — Harry Vardon Copy Share Image
I like to have a sense of accomplishment through work. I'm busy golfing and attending activities, but I think of holding a… — Liang Wengen Copy Share Image
There is one thing in this world that is dumber than playing golf. That is watching someone else playing golf. What do… — Peter Andrews Copy Share Image
I found that golf saved me from going to the pub every day, so instead, I play golf with other unemployed actors.… — Phil Daniels Copy Share Image
It's easy to see golf not as a game at all but as some whey-faced, nineteenth-century Presbyterian minister's fever dream of exorcism… — Bruce McCall Copy Share Image
I think daycare is great for people who have to work two jobs. My problem is with people who are dropping kids… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I am a proud product of Irish golf and the Golfing Union of Ireland and am hugely honoured to have come from… — Rory McIlroy Copy Share Image
What if I accidentally hit somebody? Because my dad took one of his friends golfing, and it was, like, one of his… — Jessica Simpson Copy Share Image
In the business world, what’s the female equivalent of going golfing with a client?” Laney gave this some thought. Payton fell silent,… — Julie James Copy Share Image
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it. — Jimmy Demaret Copy Share Image
They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. It's more complicated than that. — Gardner Dickinson Copy Share Image
Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I've said a thousand times, you can't go into a shop and buy a good golf game. — Sam Snead Copy Share Image
One thing about golf is you don't know why you play bad and why you play good. — George Archer Copy Share Image
The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top. — Pete Dye Copy Share Image
I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic. — Earl Wilson Copy Share Image
