Golf Quotes · Page 42

The only thing in my bag that works is the bug spray.

— Bruce Lansky

I hope people will remember that I shot 67 to come roaring back.

— Nick Faldo

They say that golf isn't a contact sport. Not the way that we play it

— Alice Cooper

I always watch NHL, NBA, NFL games and don't miss tennis and golf.

— Gennady Golovkin

Feel is the most perplexing part of golf, and probably the most important.

— Arnold Palmer

Jim Murray's greatest writings were golf writings.

— Jim Nantz

The only place that's holier than St. Andrews is Westminster Abbey.

— Sam Snead

Weathermen merely forecast rain to keep everyone else off the golf course

— Larry David

I tell people retirement isn't what you think. You are going to sit around and waste your life, you can only golf…

— Ron Rice

To give yourself the best possible chance of playing to your potential, you must prepare for every eventuality. That means practice.

— Seve Ballesteros

[When asked how someone 6'3" had dared take up golf:] I was too tall to make the chess team in my high…

— Carol Mann

First time I met Jack [Nicholas ] I had heard about his golf and prowess - I was playing in the Ohio amateur.

— Arnold Palmer

The best thing about Eisenhower's Presidency was his Jeffersonian conviction that there should be as little government and as much golf as…

— Alistair Cooke

If golf wasn't enjoyable and there wasn't a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating, you would…

— Ray Romano

If you look back at golfing history, there are many cases of players who had to learn the hard way. People have…

— Shane Lowry

As a bald man who happens to play golf, or a golfer who happens to be bald, I'll never know the pleasures…

— Steve Rushin

The idea that a game is anything more than a game... You know, there are people who are basically unbalanced who are…

— Gary Gygax

I told my caddie today that I am in the position that I want to be in. That this is what I…

— Annika Sorenstam

Old golfers don't win (it's not an absolute, it's a general rule). Why? The older golfer can hit the ball as far…

— Paul Arden

No state income tax, no snow, lots of golf courses, and ready-made gated communities make Florida an irresistible place for seniors -…

— W. Kamau Bell

I was quite cocky, but having been hailed as this great young golfer, I couldn't even make the high school golf team…

— David Chang

My wife is my favorite person I've ever met in my 40 years on the planet, and I'm sure she would agree…

— Mike Greenberg

There is etiquette in golf, but it's not any harder to learn than what to do at a dinner party. Actually, it's…

— Paula Creamer

While sophisticated plays can work in poker, if attempted by an inexperienced player, they'll usually backfire. Elaborate bluffs and check-raises are best…

— Daniel Negreanu

I'm 6' 6''. It's hard to find golf clubs that fit you right and work right.

— Charles Kelley

Golf without bunkers and hazards would be tame and monotonous. So would life.

— B. C. Forbes

It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get.

— Arnold Palmer

I trained more than anybody ever in a golf film ever made - my swing is pretty hot.

— Shia LaBeouf

My golf game is getting real good. Last week, I got through the windmill.

— Rodney Dangerfield

Other guys like to go golfing, but music is my hobby.

— Jake Peavy

I’m going to pass a law that no one can ask me my golf score.

— Dwight D. Eisenhower

Under pressure, one of the most important things I have to remember to do is breathe.

— Curtis Strange

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

— Jack Lemmon

If he's got golf clubs in his truck or a camper in his driveway, I don't hire him.

— Lou Holtz

Women are everywhere. We're letting them play golf and tennis now. It's out of control.

— Brian Kilmeade

Golf is like solitaire. When you cheat, you cheat only yourself.

— Tony Lema

Golf is the loneliest of games, not excluding postal chess.

— Peter Dobereiner

“In Chestnut Hill money didn't talk, but it drank, and played a lot of golf.”

— Alistair McHarg

The great thing about this game is that the bad days are wonderful.

— Anonymous

Never admit that your back goes out more than you do

— Joan Rivers