Golf Quotes · Page 41

Golf is a great way for someone to learn discipline, responsibility and sportsmanship.?

— Tiger Woods

Pawn endings are to Chess what putting is to golf

— Cecil Purdy

While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.

— Henny Youngman

Golf made me feel like a loser. So I dismissed it.

— Mariska Hargitay

I am not a saint - I am an aggressive golfer.

— Paul Casey

I don't play golf. Mark Twain is golf to me.

— Hal Holbrook

Kicking is the same as golf... you need a smooth swing.

— Sebastian Janikowski

When I was 10, I was playing golf exhibitions with Gene Sarazen and Walter Hagen.

— Jackie Coogan

In the off-season my most strenuous exercise is water skiing, golf, and a little fishing.

— John Havlicek

Golf giveth and golf taketh away. But it taketh away a hell of a lot more than it giveth.

— Simon Hobday

Retirement is an illusion. Not a reward but a mantrap. The bankrupt underside of success. A shortcut to death. Golf courses are…

— Saul Bellow

“You know why God invented Golf?' Service asked the ME, who shrugged. 'To keep assholes off trout streams.”

— Joseph Heywood

It's a great feeling to know that I've played the best golf throughout the season of any of the guys for the…

— Rory McIlroy

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.

— Ernest Hemingway

Drones photograph, prospect and advertise real estate from golf courses to skyscrapers; they also monitor construction in progress.

— Peter Diamandis

A lot of people like to think that golf is a lazy man's sport. Or it's a rich man's sport, or it's…

— Shia LaBeouf

“The mornings came hard, and our caddie master, Dick Millweed, had a temper that could make a hangover seem like a seismic…

— John Dunn

I took my basic training on a golf course in Florida. Then I was on the boxing team. We did some demonstrations,…

— Mort Walker

God said to Faldo, as He once said to Nicklaus, "You will have the skills like no other." Then he whispered to…

— Tom Callahan

“An aspirational diet will have you dreaming of success; but it’s the attachment of expectations and tangible goals that feeds the desire,…

— Lorii Myers

Golf isn't a sport, it's a game. I'm not saying it's not a difficult game, with lots of mental stuff. But it's…

— Conor McGregor

St. Andrews is my favorite place to play golf. I've said it many times. I love the design. I love how there…

— Brooks Koepka

As a pitcher, when you let go of the ball, what happens after does not always indicate how well you threw it.…

— John Smoltz

The Old Testament is responsible for more atheism, agnosticism, disbelief - call it what you will - than any book ever written;…

— Anonymous

The object of golf is to beat someone. Make sure that someone is not yourself.

— Bobby Jones

I don't play golf, and I'm not into horse racing.

— Lloyd Dorfman

It's fun to be able to play good golf not having your A game.

— Bryson DeChambeau

I play with friends, but we don't play friendly games.

— Ben Hogan

I can sum it up like this: Thank God for the game of golf.

— Arnold Palmer

Who wants to be reputable? That's for golfers and tycoons with a sleazy past.

— Tim Winton

I did not see the sense in chasing a little white ball around a field.

— Calvin Coolidge

What goes up must come down. But don't expect it to come down where you can find it.

— Lily Tomlin

You can't go into a shop and buy a good game of golf.

— Sam Snead

Sex is the most fun you can have without smiling.

— Madonna Ciccone

Colin Montgomerie is a few French fries short of a Happy Meal.

— David Feherty

Go out and have fun. Golf is a game for everyone, not just for the talented few.

— Harvey Penick

Once you try, golf is the hardest game you'll ever play.

— Roger Maltbie

Nicklaus at the 86 Masters. At his age, with his game at the time.

— Adam Jacobs

Golf seems to me an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dogs out.

— Anne, Princess Royal

I wasn't a silver-spoon kid on the golf course growing up.

— John Daly