Golf Quotes by Dan Jenkins

If a caddie can help you, you don't know how to play golf.

— Dan Jenkins

Every golfer has at least 14 enemies: his clubs.

— Dan Jenkins

Jack Nicklaus is the greatest winner I've ever seen.

— Dan Jenkins

Golf was never a religion to me.

— Dan Jenkins

I don't cover golf tournaments anymore - I preside over them.

— Dan Jenkins

A good one iron shot is about as easy to come by as an understanding wife.

— Dan Jenkins

I haven't looked for a golf ball since mulligans were free, which was a law I passed in 1995.

— Dan Jenkins

Golf is 90% mental. Once you know how to hold the club, swing it, it's all in the mind.

— Dan Jenkins

Marty Russo was too good a golfer to be a servant of the people.

— Dan Jenkins

There have been so many great moments in golf that you even forget some of them.

— Dan Jenkins

High school golf, college golf and the decade that followed all come back to me now as one big raucous, goofy gangsome.

— Dan Jenkins

Real golf is the 20 million people who play once a week or once a month.

— Dan Jenkins

Always keep in mind that if God didn't want a man to have mulligans, golf balls wouldn't come three to a sleeve.

— Dan Jenkins

If you see a player out in public having dinner, chances are he's with his boring money manager or some boring rich…

— Dan Jenkins

The greatly anticipated 2009 Masters was like going to a Broadway hit and finding out that the star, Sir Tiger Woods, was…

— Dan Jenkins

You can't have a U.S. Open anymore without an extra course to store all the hospitality tents. I used to be able…

— Dan Jenkins

If you're a friend or a relative of George Herbert Walker Bush, Prez 41, or George W. Bush, Prez 43, or any…

— Dan Jenkins

The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the…

— Dan Jenkins

Golfers don't fist fight. They cuss a bit. But they wouldn't punch anything or anybody. They might hurt their hands and have…

— Dan Jenkins

Locker rooms and grill rooms are still the best places to find out things you don't know - at the Masters or…

— Dan Jenkins

The devoted golfer is an anguished soul who has learned a lot about putting, just as an avalanche victim has learned a…

— Dan Jenkins

Being a club pro and all, a guy trying to keep up with golf's modern technology, I hadn't found much time for…

— Dan Jenkins

The golfer has more enemies than any other athlete. He has fourteen clubs in his bag, all of them different; 18 holoes…

— Dan Jenkins

Much of the fire with him [Ben Hogan] was lit by Byron Nelson, who came from the same town - the same…

— Dan Jenkins

Nobody can make a putt that breaks to the right. It's unnatural. Unless you're left-handed, of course. Standing over a putt that…

— Dan Jenkins

Vijay Singh won a playoff in 2004 at Whistling Straits after a final-round 76, which was the highest last round by the…

— Dan Jenkins

If you want to put golf back on the front pages again, and you don't have a Bobby Jones or a Francis…

— Dan Jenkins

I quickly discovered that trying to go play golf while living in Manhattan was about as easy as trying to grab a…

— Dan Jenkins

Prescott Bush was himself a president of the U. S. Golf Association at one time - 1935 - before he became a…

— Dan Jenkins

Of course, Dwight D. Eisenhower gets credit for doing more for golf than any other White House resident, a mid- to high-handicapper…

— Dan Jenkins

Every immortal except Jack Nicklaus has hit a wall and stopped making putts he had to make in order to win. Jack…

— Dan Jenkins

The recreational golfer who gives it careful thought will conclude that the favorite golf hole in his life played downhill, gradually or…

— Dan Jenkins

You count a man's U.S. Amateur titles after he starts winning professional majors. That's something any intelligent golf writer with a sense…

— Dan Jenkins

You must remind yourself at all times that the golf ball is nothing. It's an object. It's something to be swatted and…

— Dan Jenkins

The key to any good sports story is identifying the defining moment. In football games or a boxing match, it's usually pretty…

— Dan Jenkins

Regardless of what the tour pros think, golf is a rich and varied game, and what all of us awkward fools do…

— Dan Jenkins

My favorite sport, frankly, is college football. I'm a college football junkie, even though I'm associated with golf and like golf and…

— Dan Jenkins

The reason I wrote about women's golf is because I've helped out some with the Kathy Whitworth Cup, a tournament they have…

— Dan Jenkins

I am among those who firmly believe that a round of golf should not take more than three and a half hours,…

— Dan Jenkins

I had always suspected that trying to play golf in the company of big-time pros and a gallery would be something like…

— Dan Jenkins