Golf Quotes · Page 34

Painting is like golf; the fewer strokes I take, the better the picture.

— John Marin

Swimming is fun. It's a lot funner than golf.

— Michael Phelps

One thing about golf is you don't know why you play bad and why you play good.

— George Archer

The three things I fear most in golf are lightning, Ben Hogan and a downhill putt.

— Sam Snead

If my golf game was a prize fight, they'd stop it.

— Bob Hope

I kind of like the challenge of harder golf courses and harder conditions.

— Scottie Scheffler

Golf balls are sweet: dimpled and sometimes even smiling.

— Steve Rushin

I've studied golf for almost 50 years now and know a hell of a lot about nothing.

— Gary Player

I have always felt and said that a man who can be a champion in one era could be a champion in…

— Ben Hogan

Sergio and I have played a lot of golf together since we were 14 years old. We have a great friendship and…

— Justin Rose

My dad was always very hard on me when it came to sports. He always used golf to teach me life lessons.

— Xander Schauffele

I've said many times before that Pebble Beach is a wonderful thinking-man's golf course. That is why it is such a great…

— Jack Nicklaus

My father started on this golf course at Latrobe when he was sixteen years old. He was digging ditches when they were…

— Arnold Palmer

Always keep in mind that if God didn't want a man to have mulligans, golf balls wouldn't come three to a sleeve.

— Dan Jenkins

Arnold Palmer is the biggest crowd pleaser since the invention of the portable sanitary facility.

— Bob Hope

Golf gives and takes. So yeah, sometimes you make those putts, sometimes you just miss them. But that's golf.

— Angel Cabrera

There is no truth in the idea that the person who hits the most balls will become the best golfer. Golf is…

— Fred Couples

I've had opportunities to step foot on the grounds and play Augusta and watch the Masters. But I always, since I was…

— Tony Finau

Jimmy Fallon and I play regularly at the Bayonne Golf Club in Jersey. He's eighteen holes of fun. Any time we play…

— Mario Batali

I won't play an 18-hole practice round unless I'm playing for something. That goes for when I'm at home, too. It doesn't…

— Justin Thomas

I was born in 1929, that was the depression, so the golf course was manned by my father and two guys, they…

— Arnold Palmer

I want to be best golfer in the world. But I feel like golf is not everything in my life, but I…

— Yani Tseng

We had this little yard, and during the summer holidays, when my mum and dad were working, I spent hours bowling a…

— Phil Taylor

You know what's funny, I really hate Par 3's. I feel like you have to be perfect from jumpstreet. But on Par…

— Robert Horry

Everyone knows how much I love matchplay and team golf events in general.

— Seve Ballesteros

The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top.

— Pete Dye

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

Everything was fine until I walked on to the first tee!

— Seve Ballesteros

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

— Arnold Palmer

What is Love compared with holing out before your opponent?

— P. G. Wodehouse

I'm obsessed with golf, so I love going to play golf.

— Chris Lane

I have only one goal in golf - to leave it with my sanity.

— Joe Inman

I always think under par. You have to believe in yourself.

— Sergio Garcia

The worst advice in golf is, 'Keep your head down.'

— Patty Sheehan

Golf is the only game I know of that actually becomes harder the longer you play it.

— Bobby Jones

The amateur has an infectious, contagious enthusiasm for golf and life.

— Mac O'Grady

Show me a golfer who doesn't have a mean streak, and I'll show you a weak competitor.

— Lee Trevino

I can't afford to be a member of a golf course.

— Jack Abramoff

Lots of people still don't think of golf as a sport.

— Camilo Villegas

If you'd offered me a 69 at the start this morning I'd have been all over you!

— Sam Torrance