Golf Quotes · Page 30

I normally cry at 'Finding Nemo.' Not on the golf course.

— Paul Casey

Golf is something I love. It's been a part of my family's history.

— George W. Bush

Women Who Seek Equality With Men Lack Ambition

— Patty Sheehan

Oakmont possesses all the charm of a sock to the head.

— Gene Sarazen

Al Sharpton chases the spotlight the way Obama chases golf balls

— Greg Gutfeld

It is no secret that the Golf Foundation has had its difficulties.

— Peter Dawson

The last time I had this much fun was a root-canal operation.

— Larry Ziegler

In the United States, I'm lucky; in Europe, I'm good.

— Seve Ballesteros

I don't play golf or tennis, I don't ski, I don't snowboard. If you love what you do, you never get enough…

— Frankie Valli

Golf is supposed to be fun, but I don't think anything is fun if you're not doing it reasonably well.

— Fred Couples

Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability…

— John Updike

The putter looks like a bunch of nuts and bolts welded together, but the ball goes in the hole.

— Julius Boros

When the going is good and the putts are dropping, you love your putter. When it's going bad, it's like it has…

— Ken Green

I grew up in Mossel Bay in South Africa on the Garden Route. It's really windy there, and I like it. I…

— Louis Oosthuizen

The determining bulk of Scotch people had heard of golf ever since they had heard of God and often considered the two…

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

I have never been in any favor of the U.S. Open in any way, and I think it is the worst of…

— Seve Ballesteros

I'm a huge car guy, I cannot wait to see it [Ferrari World]. I hear there is also unbelievable golf which I'd…

— John Cena

I prefer to do cable TV because it allows you the time to do other things. I definitely have an eye on…

— Bailey Chase

The golf ball doesn't care about know how hard you're working, or how many hours you slept that night. It only matters,…

— Viktor Hovland

Well, a funny thing, there are three that I like all for the same reason, golf, fishing, and shooting, and I do…

— Dwight D. Eisenhower

It is today an accepted principle of golfing architecture that the tiger should be teased and trapped and tested, while the rabbit…

— Bernard Darwin

I was a caddy once and I lost the golfer's clubs. Plus I don't know how to golf, so I was the…

— Bryan Greenberg

In Hollywood, we have some of the richest unemployed people in the world. They have sun tans. Some of them have chauffeurs…

— Allan Sherman

I don't think that golf has a place for two sets of rules. I think one of the reasons that the game…

— Arnold Palmer

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead.

— Tommy Bolt

Tennis is a running game, not a hitting game - it's not golf.

— Mats Wilander

I've played with some very famous bandits in my time on the celebrity golf circuit.

— Jasper Carrott

It's a heck of a lot harder to stay on top than it is to get there.

— Tom Kite

I may go for it or I may not. It all depends on what I elect to do on my backswing.

— Billy Joe Patton

“If I write as well as I golf, I'm in trouble!”

— Buffy Andrews

I was a little stunned that we didn't get a coloring book with this menu.

— Nick Faldo

I just love playing golf, and I love competing.

— Scottie Scheffler

I love Merion and I don't even know her last name.

— Lee Trevino

I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper.

— David Brenner

The more they made noise, the more calm I became.

— Vijay Singh

If you don't believe in the living dead, how do your explain the Golf Channel?

— Dana Gould

I don't need to know where the green is. Where is the golf course?

— Babe Ruth

The test of a great golfer is his ability to recover from a bad start.

— P. G. Wodehouse

If Tiger Woods had played football, he would have been a quarterback.

— Lou Holtz

Golf has taught me a lot about patience and keeping my temper.

— Scott Moir