Golf Quotes · Page 26

Nobody ever heard Jack Nicklaus say "I don't know" about anything.

— Johnny Miller

Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.

— Earl Wilson

I'll get him drunk at high altitude. Or put a pair of skis on him.

— Nick Faldo

I'm not very good in the rain. I don't wear a golf glove.

— Fred Couples

I think golf is literally an addiction. I'm surprised there's not Golf Anonymous.

— Larry David

May thy ball lie in green pastures, and not in still waters.

— Ben Hogan

The arc of your swing doesn't have a thing to do with the size of your heart.

— Carol Mann

I like going there for golf. America's one vast golf course these days.

— Anonymous

In golf, you can battle a personal problem or a physical problem, but two distractions at once is very difficult to handle.

— Paul Casey

You have to just forget about the ball and swing the club. It's hard to see if you don't hit the green.

— Stewart Cink

You can't completely control the sport - Tiger Woods comes close. The test is against yourself and nature's own way. I find…

— Robert Redford

How about that amigo? I just come over to see my friends and I win ze bloody championship.

— Roberto De Vicenzo

I never worried about money, except that I knew that all I had to worry about was golf. As long as I…

— Jack Nicklaus

I haven't slept properly for 12 years because of this bloody game. I don't think you do in a competitive game. You…

— Colin Montgomerie

A woman in Great Britain has died after being hit in the back of the head by a golf ball, on the…

— Jay Leno

Golf is the only game in which a precise knowledge of the rules can earn one a reputation for bad sportsmanship.

— Patrick Campbell, 3rd Baron Glenavy

You know, I go to work in a great office every day, and the amount of freedom that goes with being a…

— Adam Derek Scott

I'm a golfaholic, no question about that. Counseling wouldn't help me. They'd have to put me in prison, and then I'd talk…

— Lee Trevino

That's why we have practice rounds. We make the adjustments as we go around, try and find out how to play the…

— Greg Norman

I watch football sometimes at home, but in my downtime, I play pool with my friends. Darts - I enjoy darts now,…

— Ashley Cole

One of my favorite things to do is play golf at Braemar Country Club. It's quiet and not overly crowded. The people…

— Scott Baio

“A sand trap is like a politician in its duality. It represents two opposing viewpoints. You see, it was designed to trap…

— Jarod Kintz

Fear is not a word that describes what I feel when I step out on a tee with Tiger. He's the best…

— Camilo Villegas

People watch TV and think a two-foot putt is the greatest thing in the world when a guy knocks it in. But…

— George Blanda

I thought I would just become a pro at a golf course.

— Boo Weekley

I don't see myself playing or adjusting my schedule for senior tournament golf.

— Greg Norman

Your appearance, attitude, and confidence define you as a person.

— Lorii Myers

I like to play and I really enjoy watching golf in person or on TV.

— Archie Manning

The best advice I can give for playing a ball out of water is - don't.

— Tony Lema

To Sally, who showed me the benefits of the sport of golf.

— Anonymous

It pleased the public to think I lived the easy, carefree life - the playboy of golf.

— Walter Hagen

Golf is a percentage game, and I play the percentages.

— Byron Nelson

Life is great and golf has been one of the great parts of it for me.

— George Lopez

Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much.

— Buddy Hackett

Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course

— Bobby Jones

Nothing in golf is certain, especially on the PGA Tour.

— Jim Nantz

The right way to play golf is to go up and hit the bloody thing.

— George Duncan

In high school, I narrowed it down to just basketball and golf.

— Scottie Scheffler

Never take a mulligan on a par 3. A "hole in three" is not a fun story to relive.

— Brian Weiss

If you're going to miss 'em, miss 'em quick.

— George Duncan