Golf Quotes · Page 25

The first joke I ever told on stage was a golf joke.

— Colin Jost

Dan would rather play golf than have sex any day.

— Marilyn Quayle

Game shows are like golf and tennis are for some men. It's not like going to work.

— Nipsey Russell

I never conduct business on the golf course.

— Antoine Arnault

You worked your paper route, mowed the lawn, then played golf all day.

— Fred Funk

The mediocre golfer generally is one who is too lazy to play better.

— Babe Didrikson Zaharias

Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.

— Chi Chi Rodriguez

My dad had me on the golf course. It was just something I could do with my dad.

— Gary Woodland

While I am flattered about the speculation of being enticed out of retirement, I'm happy with life as a bad golfer!

— Chipper Jones

When one thinks of golf and Scotland, the first thing that comes to mind is usually St. Andrews, especially the famed Old…

— Raymond Bonner

I realize that's why we play golf, to hit the ball into the hole. But it is a strange feeling when you…

— Hollis Stacy

I'm a thirty-something ranch wife, mother of four, moderately agoraphobic middle child who grew up on a golf course in the city.

— Ree Drummond

I did not want to turn to playing golf because golf is about as much exercise as shuffling cards.

— Bill Cosby

I think people like players they can relate to. It seems as if people think they know me. I just think I'm…

— Fred Couples

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish.

— Sam Snead

The terrible beauty is that in the brotherhood of golf we are all the same - certifiable.

— Sean Connery

If your eyes and ears are open and you're playing professional golf, you can meet some cool people. Not only cool and…

— Patrick Cantlay

If you take golf, you have a teacher for the drive, a teacher for the approach play, and a teacher for the…

— Johan Cruyff

The main idea in golf as in life, I suppose is to learn to accept what cannot be altered and to keep…

— Bobby Jones

'Jurassic World' takes place in a fully functional park on Isla Nublar. It sees more than 20,000 visitors every day. You arrive…

— Colin Trevorrow

Scoring comes from being able to preserve what you've got and play your smart shots when you need to play them and…

— Jack Nicklaus

Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often…

— Bob Hope

My mother's a Buddhist. In Buddhism, if you want to achieve enlightenment, you have to do it through meditation and self-improvement through…

— Tiger Woods

The terrain of Adam’s Mountain provides a palette unique to the region. Rather than typical mountain slope play, the course is broad…

— Tom Weiskopf

Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp.

— Kinky Friedman

Neither tennis nor golf is considered among the top two sports in Japan.

— Kei Nishikori

He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.

— Mickey Mantle

When I want a long ball, I spin my hips faster.

— Jack Nicklaus

Not only are three-putt greens probable, at times they are an achievment.

— Charley Pride

There are a number of golfers who are playing great golf in their 40s.

— Retief Goosen

I just dress up what the Good Lord provides.

— Eddie Hackett

I like golf, hiking, camping, boating and fishing.

— Bryan Clay

I didn't want to change the name on the towels.

— Lee Trevino

I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.

— Ben Hogan

Players need to remember they didn't make golf. Golf made them.

— Arnold Palmer

Marty Russo was too good a golfer to be a servant of the people.

— Dan Jenkins

All I want to do is do my shows and play golf.

— Mickey Gilley

In the '60s, I thought golf was bourgeois, so I didn't play at all for 20 years.

— Jerry Jeff Walker

Golf is like life in a lot of ways - All the biggest wounds are self-inflicted.

— Anonymous

Only one golfer in a thousand grips the club lightly enough.

— Johnny Miller