Golf course Quotes · Page 6

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.

— Groucho Marx

Why are we building golf courses? Because we enjoy being outside, bringing man and nature together.

— Jack Nicklaus

Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course.

— Lee Trevino

A good golf course is like good music. It does not necessarily appeal the first time one plays it.

— Alister MacKenzie

The people don't take baths and they don't speak English. No golf courses, no room service. Who needs it?

— Jim McMahon

A golf course is for golf. A tennis court is for tennis. A prison camp is for escaping.

— Pierre Fresnay

The golf course is always in good shape. Paul Latshaw does a reasonable job.

— Jack Nicklaus

When I find a golf course or a restaurant or a market that I like, that's pretty much exclusively where I go.

— Terry O'Quinn

I don't have to be at the golf course six hours a day just grinding, it's almost therapeutic just going out there…

— Viktor Hovland

If there is one thing I have learned during my years as a professional, it is that the only thing constant about…

— Jack Nicklaus

I'm certainly not a saint out there on the golf course. In fact, far from it. Like when you make a three-putt…

— Bernhard Langer

I don't feel badly about that. There's a lot of energy on the golf course. The guys are playing great. I like…

— Hal Sutton

When things aren't going right, I can get out on the golf course, and when things are going really good on the…

— Andre Iguodala

I go into the locker room and find a corner and just sit there. I try to achieve a peaceful state of…

— Jane Blalock

If you hit a bad shot, just tell yourself it is great to be alive, relaxing and walking around on a beautiful…

— Al Geiberger

Besides good schools, a good airport, and the Cowboys, Dallas had golf courses, and golf was fast becoming an obsession with me.

— Charley Pride

You learn their honesty, you learn their competitiveness. You learn a lot about a person. It's not that they have to sink…

— Donald Trump

The socially redeeming aspect of golf lies in the vast number of lawyers and bankers and managers who play it, and when…

— Garrison Keillor

You go out on the practice range, and something kind of clicks, and you start hitting the ball very crisply. And you're…

— Richard Thaler

“Dear reader, if you have ever had to tromp around on a hot golf course for hours, lugging someone else's ungainly golf…

— Jon Skovron

“Their voices came in clearly from the golf course. The laughing and yelping made a raucous counterpoint to the metronomic tock-tock-tock of…

— Jerry Spinelli

I took my basic training on a golf course in Florida. Then I was on the boxing team. We did some demonstrations,…

— Mort Walker

I mean, I think having a great family like I do. You know, I tend to want to give it all I…

— Webb Simpson

Why go to a church to worship God? A church is man made. God never said, "And let there be aluminum siding."…

— Tim Allen

I cannot deny that on a breezy summer's day, Fishers Island is one of the most idyllic places possible for a round…

— Tom Doak

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

— Billy Graham

Like most professional golfers, I have a tendency to remember my poor shots a shade more vividly than the good ones.

— Ben Hogan

I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.

— Lee Trevino

I never had any alcohol on the golf course that I remember, except for one time, and that was the L.A. Open.

— John Daly

It is always good to get out on a good golf course and one you feel comfortable on.

— Shane Lowry

But we do have a golf course near by and I play fairly regularly.

— Perry Como

Golf is a game in which you yell "for," shoot six, and write down five.

— Paul Harvey

My dad was a pool-equipment salesman. He died when I was 12. Heart attack on a golf course.

— Laurie David

The fans have always helped me get through good things and bad things on and off the golf course.

— John Daly

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. It took one afternoon on the golf course.

— Hank Aaron

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.

— Hank Aaron

The only thing I fear on a golf course is lightning...and Ben Hogan.

— Sam Snead

A shot that goes in the cup is pure luck, but a shot to within two feet of the flag is skill.

— Ben Hogan

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course…

— Lyndon B. Johnson

If there's a golf course in heaven, I hope it's like Augusta National. I just don't want an early tee time.

— Gary Player