God aimed the lightning bolt directly at golf course hole 4 so his good friend Tim Tebow at hole 3 could play through. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am so pleased with my golf course. I am to say that it's the best I've ever seen it - without… — Arnold Palmer Copy Share Image
I don't like the way most people dress on the golf course. I think it's pretty bland, pretty boring. — Ian Poulter Copy Share Image
Some guys get on the road, the first thing they do is look for the nearest golf course. I look for a… — Shannon Sharpe Copy Share Image
I am used to popping in, doing my thing, then getting out very cleanly and hitting the golf course. — Eugene Levy Copy Share Image
Golf's my job; it's not my life. It's something I've enjoyed, but I also like to get away from the golf course. — Brooks Koepka Copy Share Image
Be funny on a golf course? Do I kid my best friend's mother about her heart condition? — Phil Silvers Copy Share Image
I think if you are going to base your whole life on what you do on the golf course, you are up… — Tom Lehman Copy Share Image
I have never felt so lonely as on a golf course in the midst of a championship with thousands of people around,… — Bobby Jones Copy Share Image
I started playing golf when I was a kid, because across the street from where we lived there was a little nine-hole… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
You don't go home and talk about the great tennis courts that you played, but you do talk about the golf courses… — Hank Ketcham Copy Share Image
Well, I think that Augusta is not the same golf course that I grew up on. Bobby Jones' philosophy was giving you… — Jack Nicklaus Copy Share Image
I learned one thing from jumping motorcycles that was of great value on the golf course, the putting green especially: Whatever you… — Evel Knievel Copy Share Image
Luck usually visits me at 2 am on a cold morning when, red-eyed and bone-weary, I am pouring over law books preparing… — Louis Nizer Copy Share Image
Playing with your spouse on the golf course runs almost as great a marital risk as getting caught playing with someone else's… — Peter Andrews Copy Share Image
You can spend the money on new housing for poor people and the homeless, or you can spend it on a football… — Jello Biafra Copy Share Image
The key is to design great golf courses all around the world. But my plan is only to do a select few.… — Tiger Woods Copy Share Image
I've never been one to throw clubs, break clubs, or use bad language on the golf course. I've played with golfers who've… — Lucas Black Copy Share Image
A lot of my buddies also played golf, but when it came to going to the beach or on the boat and… — Mike Weir Copy Share Image
I love the golf courses because it brought the best out of me. It made me prepare, made me work at it,… — Jack Nicklaus Copy Share Image
I admire a lot of people, but in terms of sport I've always loved the mentality of Tiger Woods on a golf… — Rafael Nadal Copy Share Image
Being a Daddy is priority number one. When you are old and facing oblivion in a nursing home or a hospital or… — Ben Stein Copy Share Image
Because [Donald] Trump sticks to his script and was there to open his golf course, that's what he first began talking about.… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
You cannot make money with a hockey team. You cannot make money with a hotel, either, and you cannot make money with… — Hasso Plattner Copy Share Image
I'm not a big shorts person. Personally, I hate to see men's legs on the golf course. — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
What does it say about our society that we invest more in a golf course than the homes of Black and brown… — Ritchie Torres Copy Share Image
I did envisage being this successful as a player, but not all the hysteria around it off the golf course. — Tiger Woods Copy Share Image
I grew up in a public housing development right across the street from Trump Golf Course. — Ritchie Torres Copy Share Image
emerald as heavy as a golf course, ruby as dark as an afterbirth, diamond as white as sun on the sea... — Anne Sexton Copy Share Image
If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!' — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
A kid grows up a lot faster on the golf course. Golf teaches you how to behave. — Jack Nicklaus Copy Share Image
“He was a man's man: an expert on the golf course, a force to be dealt with in business, and a Texan… — Patricia Cori Copy Share Image
Does Grandpa love to baby-sit his grandchildren? Are you kidding? By day he is too busy taking hormone shots at the doctor's… — Hal Boyle Copy Share Image
This game, people have said how much between the ears it is. So the more positive experiences you can rack up on… — Patrick Cantlay Copy Share Image
I never went into a tournament or round of golf thinking I had to beat a certain player. I had to beat… — Jack Nicklaus Copy Share Image
I've always - I grew up on the old-style traditional type of golf course, tree lined and all small greens, big undulations.… — Paula Creamer Copy Share Image
You could argue that if the average golfer plays a golf course with 430-yard par 4s and they always miss the green,… — Amy Alcott Copy Share Image
When I was a little girl in Savannah playing, there were never enough hours in the day or holes on the golf… — Hollis Stacy Copy Share Image
You play the golf course just like you played it in your practice rounds and you stick to your game plan and… — Stewart Cink Copy Share Image
![“Because [Donald] Trump sticks to his script and was there to open his golf course, that's what he first began talking about. He didn't open with a statement on the Brexit vote. And so here comes the media - right on cue - and any allies they have, once again lashing out at Trump as incompetent…” quote by Rush Limbaugh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/732/rush-limbaugh-28_allies_because-donald-trump-sticks-to-his-scrip_240337.jpg)
