Golf course Quotes

Golf is not, and never has been, a fair game.

— Jack Nicklaus

I play with friends, but we don't play friendly games.

— Ben Hogan

I wasn't a silver-spoon kid on the golf course growing up.

— John Daly

It's Star Wars golf. This place was designed by Darth Vader.

— Ben Crenshaw

The woods are full of long drivers.

— Harvey Penick

Golf courses sell real estate and that's why they're built.

— Ed McMahon

I love Merion and I don't even know her last name.

— Lee Trevino

I normally cry at 'Finding Nemo.' Not on the golf course.

— Paul Casey

It should almost be a prerequisite to play Castle Stuart before you're allowed to design golf courses nowadays.

— Phil Mickelson

I spent hours as a kid on the putting green of the local golf course imagining I was sinking a putt to…

— Mike Weir

I love when architects build a golf course that compliments the landscape rather than intrudes upon it.

— Michael Waltrip

I'm much more than just a person who gets angry on the golf course, it's just what I do matters a lot…

— Jon Rahm

After playing Ballybunion for the first time, a man would think that the game of golf originated here.

— Tom Watson

I try to deign golf courses that are individual in character and individual in their own standing.

— Arnold Palmer

It's pretty obvious when Tiger makes a birdie. I think everybody at the golf course cheers for him.

— Brooks Koepka

I like going there for golf. America is one vast golf course today.

— King Edward VIII

You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…

— P. J. O'Rourke

“life seemed to be laid out like a golf course, with a series of beginnings, hazards, and ends, and with a definite…

— Kurt Vonnegut

On the golf course, a man may be the dogged victim of inexorable fate, be struck down by an appalling stroke of…

— Bobby Jones

I feel the happiest when I'm at the golf course. And I feel calm when I'm on the golf course. I think…

— Inbee Park

My mom started an air-freight company; my grandmother built a golf course. I have a certain degree of entrepreneurial risk-taking in my…

— Brian Acton

Drew Gray, a 5-year-old in Illinois scored a hole-in-one at a par 3 golf course this week, though he still finished the…

— Seth Meyers

Rob Goldstone is a talent manager for Emin Agalarov, who's an Azerbaijani Russian singer who performed at Miss Universe and later performed…

— Donald Trump, Jr

“Your appearance, attitude, and confidence define you as a person. A professional, well-dressed golfer, like a businessperson, gives the impression that he…

— Lorii Myers

I play golf with my shirttail out. I own a golf course because it's very, very close to my house, and I…

— Toby Keith

I'm not always smiling when I'm on the golf course. Sometimes, hey, listen, people have regular jobs. You go to them when…

— Brooks Koepka

I always knew I wanted to play golf and go to college. I try hard to be a positive role model, especially…

— Dustin Johnson

I had one job that was kind of cop-like. One summer I did security at a miniature golf course. Just standing out…

— Dane Cook

“Me too. Do you want to meet me at the golf course after you get off work tomorrow? Then we can see…

— Mindi Scott

Augusta is a very unique golf course. It's a long hitters' course; main reason is because the greens are so severe, and…

— Fred Funk

Whenever I'm stressed out or having a bad day, the one thing that gets me happy or back into like a good…

— Paige Spiranac

“Already many of the memories of the previous two weeks had faded: the smell of that small hotel in St. Andrews; that…

— Alexander McCall Smith

Everybody who plays top-level sport, whether it's golf or football, or whatever, needs to get into 'The Zone'... For me personally, on…

— Paul McGinley

“His months of teaching experience were now a lost age of youth and innocence. He could no longer sit in his office…

— John Lewis Gaddis

“Windshield Wiper Normalcy   This is a hugely important category that’s overlooked all too frequently in car reviews.  Like most cars, the…

— Doug DeMuro

“But, Father Murray didn’t want to say Mass, he wanted to play a round of golf. Father Murray told his associate pastor…

— Chris Murphy

“We wanted to blast the world free of history… picture yourself planting radishes and seed potatoes on the fifteenth green of a…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“The only thing I knew about pickups was this: growing up, I always inwardly mocked the couples I saw who drove around…

— Ree Drummond

“[Hurricane] Andrew tore trees apart; drove their shrieking limbs past our walls. All around us, it shoved huge deciduous behemoths flat to…

— Edward Fahey

“He drove me home, through all the windy roads of his ranch and down the two-lane highway that eventually led to my…

— Ree Drummond