Golf Quotes · Page 42

Muirfield without a wind is like a lady undressed. No challenge.

— Tom Watson

I think I shot 78 one time. My golf game is so overrated.

— Jim Nantz

But we do have a golf course near by and I play fairly regularly.

— Perry Como

It's nice to worry about playing golf and not all the other stuff.

— John Daly

You know, you can only play just so much golf or go fishing just so often.

— Fred MacMurray

They don't cut the greens here at Augusta. they use bikini wax.

— Gary McCord

I don't support the belly putter. I think it's bad for the game of golf.

— Padraig Harrington

Golf is a game in which you yell "for," shoot six, and write down five.

— Paul Harvey

Sometimes when you play a golf course for the first time, you just got to be committed to your targets.

— Camilo Villegas

I expect to play golf until I am 90-even longer if anybody figures out a way to swing a club from a…

— Babe Didrikson Zaharias

So much of my life I've dedicated to golf, aspiring to win my first major championship. To be able to do so…

— Justin Thomas

You should welcome getting older in golf. With greater knowledge of your swing, you, too, can keep improving.

— Angel Cabrera

I started playing golf when I was a kid, because across the street from where we lived there was a little nine-hole…

— Lewis Black

Trouble is, I don't get to play a lot at the moment because I've just signed a contract where I've got to…

— Eric Bristow

Cyclists, I work with a number of cyclists. They are great athletes; they are great aerobic athletes. If you ask them to…

— Eric Heiden

Golf is a diabolical game. It's easy to make fun of something that's so bizarre, so painful, so humiliating... yet so joyous.

— Ken Green

You can't have a U.S. Open anymore without an extra course to store all the hospitality tents. I used to be able…

— Dan Jenkins

The only thing I won't watch is darts. And I don't watch cricket. How can you like a game that requires you…

— Thierry Henry

The suit was so clumsy, being pressurized, it was impossible to get two hands comfortably on the handle and it's impossible to…

— Alan Shepard

I try not to get too emotional, whether it's going really well or going really bad, i always try to stay even…

— Dustin Johnson

"The caddie will only drink the more if overpaid," you say. Indeed! and to what good purpose do you apply the money…

— Charles Walter Simpson

For spectators, it's no fun to stand around and watch us and see us sit near our tee box or golf ball…

— Nelly Korda

“A peaceful refuge in which to rediscover each other, we thought,, not realizing that, while golf and fishing are Scotland's most popular…

— Diana Gabaldon

One week a year, I go to Las Vegas with friends to play poker. We usually go to the Wynn. To play…

— Antoine Arnault

Anybody who plays golf will tell you that you play against yourself.

— Martin Sheen

Golf is such a strange game. You shout four, shoot six, and write down five.

— Ritu Ghatourey

Never beat yourself up, because there are plenty of people that will do it for you.

— Tiger Woods

I thought Manual Labor was a Mexican golf pro.

— Lee Trevino

I'm a big archery person. I grew up shooting bows. Some people play golf, I do this.

— Brad Leone

The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.

— Chi Chi Rodriguez

When you're a young pro, golf means everything.

— Paul Casey

I didn't hit the ball like I was 46. But I putted like I was 66.

— Fred Couples

A golf course is nothing but a pool room moved outdoors.

— Frank Butler

The event that gives golf the most publicity around the world is the Ryder Cup.

— Jon Rahm

I've taken up golf... or golf has taken me up.

— Dennis Farina

But you don't have to go up in the stands and play your foul balls. I do.

— Sam Snead

When I golf, I swing hard. I've got to slow down.

— Sebastian Janikowski

I never learned anything from a match that I won.

— Bobby Jones

Golf is a weird sport. Some days you got it. Some days you don't.

— Dustin Johnson

Golf - a young man's vice and an old man's penance.

— Irvin S. Cobb