Golf Quotes · Page 26

I am 76 now. My biggest goal is to hit 76 in golf.

— Tasuku Honjo

I'm not the only foreigner who took up golf while living in Jakarta.

— Raymond Bonner

The only thing you should force in a golf swing is the club back in the bag.

— Byron Nelson

Golf at its measured pace permits an electric excess of mental activity.

— John Updike

My body is here, but my mind has already teed off.

— Keith Michael

I have an insane desire to shave a stroke or two off my handicap.

— Alistair Cooke

Now I do bowling, golf, and tennis. I want to be a good bowler.

— Andy Lau

I would never deny that Jack Nicklaus is the greatest player who ever lived.

— Jack Nicklaus

My dad never let me win. I didn't beat him at golf until I was 13. I didn't beat him at basketball…

— Gary Woodland

I think golfers get over-concerned about results. Enjoy the process: enjoy the opportunity to play.

— Wendy Ward

There are two things you can learn by stopping your backswing at the top and checking the position of your hands; how…

— Tom Mulligan

I was in the middle of the golf tournament trying to make birdies and I was just having a blast. So that…

— David Duval

I never pray on a golf course. Actually, the Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course.

— Billy Graham

Someone who's honest about their golf game, I think, is a person who's right in the world.

— Rich Eisen

It's [Augusta National] a difficult course and it doesn't make it easier when you have three shanks.

— Ian Poulter

I'm thinking of taking up golf, but the idea of spending time with golfers frightens me.

— Harlan Coben

A war fitness conference some time ago declared that the highest form of recreation is to go to church. The word recreation…

— Norman Vincent Peale

I definitely have an eye on doing more work in features and playing different characters, but I am also a big fan…

— Bailey Chase

Golf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of…

— Bob Hope

“I made a pleasant discovery. You work hard at something eight hours a day, you get better. Not a lot better necessarily,…

— James Patterson

But I can only take so much TV, because there is so much advice. I find people will preach about virtually anything…

— Bill Murray

I found a 1992 New York Times article:Bill Clinton playing golf at a club that he played at all of his adult…

— Sean Hannity

Elmcrest CC, in Cedar Rapids, is where it all started when I was growing up. The tree-lined course has a very demanding…

— Zach Johnson

The fact is all golfers are equipment junkies and professional golfers are the worst of the lot. They'll do anything to find…

— Dave Marr

I don't believe I have a good enough friend to give a three-footer

— Curtis Strange

Actually, my plan was to be 20-under par after two days but it didn't work

— Lee Trevino

He used to be fairly indecisive, but now he's not so certain.

— Peter Alliss

“There's a reason why golfers walk forward to their next shot. It's to move on.”

— J.R. Rim

Fear comes in two packages fear of failure, and sometimes, fear of success.

— Tom Kite

Well, I'm a 14 handicap. Anyone who golfs knows what that means.

— Ray Romano

There is nothing in this game of golf that can't be improved upon if you practice.

— Patty Berg

Not even Barbra Streisand celebrates herself as tirelessly as golf celebrates itself.

— Bruce McCall

Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them.

— Kevin Costner

For me, 'choking' is just another term in golf.

— Johnny Miller

It's a faithless love, but you hit four good shots and you've started your day right.

— Dinah Shore

What's nice about our tour is you can't remember your bad shots.

— Bob Bruce

We all knew the exam we were going to sit this week.

— Paul McGinley

Those who the gods seek to destroy first, learn how to play golf.

— Leslie Nielsen

Bad Sausage and five bogeys will give you a stomach ache every time.

— Miller Barber

I won my tournament. I won the Silver Medal.

— Tom Kite