Golf Quotes · Page 2

You don't go home and talk about the great tennis courts that you played, but you do talk about the golf courses…

— Hank Ketcham

I used to be a columnist for 'Golf Monthly' and have contributed articles for national newspapers based on the humour that is…

— Jasper Carrott

We put suffocation warnings on all the - on every piece of plastic film manufactured in the United States or for sale…

— Gever Tulley

Golf is a lot like life. When you make a decision, stick with it.

— Byron Nelson

It was right after 9/11 and I decided to walk around the grounds of the Pentagon, because I had never been there.…

— Bill Burr

I've seen the bottom and I know the difference between good golf and bad golf.

— David Duval

Whenever I'm stressed out or having a bad day, the one thing that gets me happy or back into like a good…

— Paige Spiranac

I always watch NHL, NBA, NFL games and don't miss tennis and golf.

— Gennady Golovkin

In golf, driving is a game of free-swinging muscle control, while putting is something like performing eye surgery and using a bread…

— Tommy Bolt

Some emotions cannot be endured with a golf club in your hands.

— Bobby Jones

“I can see why they say golf is an expensive sport to play. If you have to drop a nickel on the…

— Jarod Kintz

Never bet with anyone you meet on the first tee who has a deep suntan, a 1-iron in his bag, and squinty…

— Dave Marr

I just picked up golf, it was good, give me a chance to play golf.

— Abdullah Ahmad Badawi

“If your golf instructor were to insist that you shave your head, sleep no more than four hours each night, renounce sex,…

— Sam Harris

If you're stupid enough to whiff, you should be smart enough to forget it.

— Arnold Palmer

There is no movement in the golf swing so difficult that it cannot be made even more difficult by careful study and…

— Tom Mulligan

The doctor didn't want me to play golf anymore and was worried about me fly-fishing. Golf is something I enjoy, but fly-fishing…

— Tom Brokaw

They say he's [Yogi Berra] funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and…

— Casey Stengel

I call golf with my head and my heart. I don't have any notes in front of me - it's different from…

— Jim Nantz

Weathermen merely forecast rain to keep everyone else off the golf course

— Larry David

I thought I was better at basketball, but obviously people didn't think so. But I loved them equally, whether it be baseball…

— Adam Thielen

It’s up to the captain. I certainly feel my golf is worthy of playing in the Ryder Cup. But I’m not sure…

— Bernhard Langer

I'm not refined, I'm raw and real and I wear what I want and I have always been so different and golf…

— Paige Spiranac

I don't play golf competitively. I tell everybody that I cheat so they won't gamble with me. That's why you can't watch…

— Jack Nicholson

Golf is something I do selfishly for myself.

— Tiger Woods